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[Cardboard Box]

You've been beaten. We did it.

Backstory: Incredibly gullible dude harrasses us on Serenia a lot. Impersonates the FBI and "police cheif" to arrest HUGE_WALRUS and me for cyber-bullying. So, with Mad_Fredin's genius idea, we began to counter-headfuck him. The various logs of people will be in the posts below.

[Cardboard Box]

This is the Main Log. It has not been edited and includes our various conversation chunks from the query logs we were using.

01[20:52] <10~Blacken> OH BOY BADDER IS BACK
01[20:52] <10~Blacken> [20:31] * Firky (~kirk@sa-3E295541.range81-157.btcentralplus.com) has joined #serenia
01[20:52] <10~Blacken> [20:40] <@Xumbra> Oh goodness.
01[20:52] <10~Blacken> [20:40] <Firky> ah Xumbra
01[20:52] <10~Blacken> [20:41] <Firky> i will ask you the same i asked Coyote
01[20:52] <10~Blacken> [20:52] <Blacken> OH BOY!
01[20:52] <10~Blacken> [20:52] <Blacken>
[20:52] <07&Mad_Fredin> AWESOME
[20:52] <07&Mad_Fredin> sorry I HAVE to go in
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> no
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> you do not
[20:53] <07&Mad_Fredin> plz?
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> no
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> you're annoying
[20:53] <07&Mad_Fredin> PLZ?!
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> and you add nothing to the lulz
[20:53] <07&Mad_Fredin> hell I owned him last time
[20:53] <09@Paradox> I just wanna watch
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> [20:52] <@Xumbra>
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> [20:52] <Blacken>
[20:53] <07&Mad_Fredin> k
[20:53] <07&Mad_Fredin> keep us posted
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> from a query
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> [20:53] <Xumbra> <Firky> now then
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> [20:53] <Xumbra> <Firky> CHANNEl operatoers are sepratre from NETWORK ops
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> [20:53] <Xumbra> <Firky> also known as IRCop
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> [20:53] <Xumbra> <Firky> so you op this channel
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> [20:53] <Xumbra> <Firky> but what about network ?
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> [20:53] <Xumbra> <Xumbra> Clearly, you haven't /whois'd me.
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> [20:53] <Xumbra> <Firky> I see
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> [20:53] <Xumbra> <Firky> so you have controll over all channels
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> [20:53] <Xumbra> <Firky> thats good
01[20:53] <10~Blacken> [20:53] <Xumbra> <Firky> go into SAUK
01[20:54] <10~Blacken> [20:53] <Xumbra> <Firky> and see if any OPs are in there
01[20:54] <10~Blacken> [20:53] <Xumbra> <Firky> and then await further instructions
01[20:54] <10~Blacken> [20:53] <Firky> Shut it, Blacken. I am not here for your amusement as Ive noticed you seem to find this whole affair one big joke dont you
01[20:54] <10~Blacken> [20:53] <Blacken> Yes...actually. Yes, I do. Don't you?
01[20:54] <10~Blacken> [20:53] <&Coyote> I do.
06[20:56] * &Mad_Fredin is PM Firky
01[20:56] <10~Blacken> no, you are not
01[20:56] <10~Blacken> quit being a fucking problem
[20:56] <07&Mad_Fredin> what
01[20:56] <10~Blacken> you aren't funny
[20:56] <07&Mad_Fredin> I'm already there
01[20:57] <10~Blacken> you cause him to flip out and leave
01[20:57] <10~Blacken> which reduces amusement
[20:57] <07&Mad_Fredin> don't worry
[20:57] <07&Mad_Fredin> I aim
[20:57] <07&Mad_Fredin> to lengthen
06[20:57] * &Mad_Fredin learns from mistakes
[20:57] <09@Paradox> Fredin, playing along is much more fun than just telling him he's stupid
06[20:57] * &Mad_Fredin plays along
01[20:57] <10~Blacken> [20:57] <@Kris>
01[20:57] <10~Blacken> [20:57] <Blacken> Don't worry, Kris, he's just from the FBI and plans to take over the network to stop those evil cyber bullies
[20:57] <07&Fox> lol
[20:57] <07&Fox> what the hell?
[20:58] <07&Fox> what is this
[20:58] <07&Fox> explain
[20:58] <07&Mad_Fredin> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[20:58] <07&Mad_Fredin> I
[20:58] <07&Fox> >
[20:58] <07&Mad_Fredin> involved the patriots
[20:59] <07&Fox> I feel like I'm missing out
[20:59] <07&Fox> ;-;
01[21:02] <10~Blacken> [20:58] <&Coyote> I thought he was the cheif of police.
01[21:02] <10~Blacken> [21:01] <Blacken> No no, that was "Brian"
[21:02] <07&Mad_Fredin> lulz'd
[21:02] <07&Mad_Fredin> Ed
[21:02] <07&Mad_Fredin> you're a member of the Patriots now
[21:03] <07&Mad_Fredin> k
[21:03] <07&Mad_Fredin> here is the plan
[21:03] <07&Mad_Fredin> I redirect him to Faux
[21:03] <07&Mad_Fredin> and he throws in some world domination bullshit
01[21:03] <10~Blacken> I am? damn.
[21:04] <07&Mad_Fredin> want me to give you a codename?
01[21:04] <10~Blacken> I was going to go with JFK
[21:05] <09@Paradox> ... what's going on now?
[21:05] <07&Mad_Fredin> k
[21:05] <07&Mad_Fredin> JFK
[21:05] <07&Mad_Fredin> k
[21:05] <07&Mad_Fredin> JFK
[21:05] <07&Mad_Fredin> and
01[21:07] <10~Blacken> who's who?
01[21:07] <10~Blacken> nick JFK
01[21:07] <10~Blacken> er
03[21:07] * Blacken is now known as JFK
[21:08] <07&Fox> ...?
01[21:10] <04~JFK> [21:09] <JFK> I SEE THAT MY COMPATRIOTS HAVE INFORMED YOU AS TO OUR EXISTENCE.
01[21:10] <04~JFK> [21:09] <JFK> THEY WILL BE REPRIMANDED.
01[21:10] <04~JFK> [21:09] <Firky> what
01[21:10] <04~JFK> [21:09] <Firky> omg
01[21:10] <04~JFK> [21:10] <Firky> you ARE blacken
01[21:10] <04~JFK> [21:10] <JFK> I HAVE DISCARDED MY DISGUISE TO CONVERSE WITH YOU DIRECTLY. BLACKEN IS A PERSONALITY SUBPROGRAM.
[21:10] <07&Mad_Fredin> awesome
[21:10] <07&Mad_Fredin> Faux
01[21:11] <04~JFK> [21:10] <JFK> WHY MUST YOU PRY INTO OUR AFFAIRS?
01[21:11] <04~JFK> [21:10] <JFK> YOU WILL FIND NOTHING OF VALUE TO YOU.
[21:11] <07&Mad_Fredin> is talking him undewater
[21:11] <07&Mad_Fredin> he's Gray Fox
[21:11] <07&Fox>
01[21:12] <04~JFK> [21:11] <JFK> DO NOT THINK THAT SILENCE WILL ALLOW YOU TO ESCAPE OUR INQUIRIES.
01[21:12] <04~JFK> [21:12] <JFK> COOPERATION IS INEVITABLE.
03[21:12] * Mad_Fredin is now known as Necro_Mantis
[21:12] <07&Necro_Mantis> lulz
01[21:13] <04~JFK> [21:12] <Firky> ok
01[21:13] <04~JFK> [21:12] <Firky> what do you WANT from me?
01[21:13] <04~JFK> [21:12] <JFK> YOU KNOW WHAT WE REQUIRE.
01[21:13] <04~JFK> [21:13] <JFK> ATTEMPTING TO RESIST WILL MAKE THIS INTERACTION DECIDEDLY UNPLEASANT.
[21:15] <07&Necro_Mantis> <Necro_Mantis> I see
[21:15] <07&Necro_Mantis> <Necro_Mantis> I SEE
[21:15] <07&Necro_Mantis> <Firky> who ARE you?
[21:15] <07&Necro_Mantis> <Necro_Mantis> do you remember
[21:15] <07&Necro_Mantis> <Necro_Mantis> I'll rape you and kill you and then rape your corpse?
[21:15] <07&Necro_Mantis> <Necro_Mantis> the threat still stands
01[21:16] <04~JFK> [21:14] <Firky> I will resist you with every fibre of MY BEING TILL I AM UNABLE TYO DO SO
01[21:16] <04~JFK> [21:14] <JFK> YOU ARE ALREADY UNABLE.
01[21:16] <04~JFK> [21:14] <JFK> YOU ARE POWERLESS TO PREVENT OUR GOALS FROM BEING REACHED.
01[21:16] <04~JFK> [21:15] <JFK> FAILURE TO COOPERATE WILL DELAY OUR GOALS BUT WILL NOT PREVENT OUR GOALS FROM BEING REACHED. YOU INCONVENIENCE ONLY YOURSELF.
[21:16] <Jedor> >_>
01[21:17] <04~JFK> HUGE_WALRUS, wake up
[21:17] <07&Necro_Mantis> yeah
[21:17] <07&Necro_Mantis> we need
[21:17] <07&Necro_Mantis> the final Fox Hound
[21:17] <07&Necro_Mantis> also Ed
[21:17] <07&Necro_Mantis> think of a name
01[21:17] <04~JFK> He can be RFK.
[21:17] <07&Necro_Mantis> for an alternate Fox Hound
01[21:17] <04~JFK> We'll spam him
[21:17] <07&Necro_Mantis> awesome
[21:17] <07&Necro_Mantis> still
[21:17] <07&Fox> I feel like a jerk
[21:17] <07&Fox>
01[21:17] <04~JFK> no you don't
[21:17] <07&Fox> k
[21:17] <07&Necro_Mantis> trust us
[21:17] <07&Necro_Mantis> the lulz
[21:18] <07&Necro_Mantis> will be worth it
[21:18] <Jedor> I dont get people who go on reality dating shows
[21:18] <Jedor> can you really be that desperate
[21:18] <07&Necro_Mantis> yes
[21:18] <07&Necro_Mantis> quite
[21:19] <Jedor> that you're willing to let other people see how much of a slut/mongoloid you are
[21:19] <07&Necro_Mantis> welcome to mankind
[21:19] <Jedor> and fucking hell, that word is stuck in my head now
[21:20] <07&Fox> <Fox> I can't supply you with information at this exact moment in time
[21:20] <07&Fox> <Fox> as
[21:20] <07&Fox> <Fox> I am being tracked by Necro Mantis
[21:20] <07&Fox> <Firky> i understand
[21:20] <07&Fox> <Fox> Just know that I will call upon your services
[21:20] <07&Fox> <Fox> when the time is right.
[21:20] <07&Fox> <Firky> this is getting really hard im getting communications on a lot of channels coming in right now
[21:20] <07&Fox> <Firky> i think soon
[21:20] <07&Fox> <Firky> fate will be decided
01[21:21] <04~JFK> [21:20] <JFK> ARE YOU PREPARED TO BEGIN THE EXPERIMENT?
01[21:21] <04~JFK> [21:20] <Firky> I will NOT comply
01[21:21] <04~JFK> [21:20] <JFK> THE BENEFITS OF COMPLIANCE ARE GREAT.
[21:21] <09@[pupil]> this shit is epic.
01[21:22] <04~JFK> [21:22] <Firky> indeed but none can compare to the feelings of freedom
01[21:22] <04~JFK> [21:22] <JFK> WHAT IS FREEDOM? FREEDOM IS AN ILLUSION BROUGHT ON BY THE EXPERIENCE OF FALSE DICHOTOMIES.
[21:23] <07&Fox> LOL!
03[21:23] * Firky (~kirk@sa-3E295541.range81-157.btcentralplus.com) has joined #theashtray
[21:23] <07&Necro_Mantis> you
[21:23] <07&Necro_Mantis> YOU
01[21:23] <04~JFK> WE ARE BEING RAIDED
01[21:23] <04~JFK> COMMENCING SECURITY LOCKDOWN
01[21:24] <04~JFK> ALL UNITS ASSIST
03[21:24] * Necro_Mantis sets mode: +b *!*@sa-3E295541.range81-157.btcentralplus.com
01[21:24] <04~JFK> NECRO MANTIS OVERRIDE 12
03[21:24] * Firky was kicked by JFK (WAFFLES)
[21:24] <07&Fox> HA HA HA HA HA
[21:24] <07&Necro_Mantis> that was close
[21:24] <Cainen> this kid
[21:24] <Cainen> wow
[21:24] <07&Fox> holy shit
[21:24] <Cainen> he doesn't learn
[21:24] <07&Fox> now how am I going to explain myself?
01[21:25] <04~JFK> did he see you?
[21:25] <07&Necro_Mantis> k
[21:25] <07&Fox> Not sure
[21:25] <07&Necro_Mantis> if he did
[21:25] <07&Fox> he hasn't said anything
[21:25] <07&Necro_Mantis> you were infiltrated
[21:25] <07&Fox> I guess I should just say
[21:25] <07&Fox> I'm under cover
[21:25] <07&Fox> a spy etc
[21:25] <07&Necro_Mantis> yus
[21:25] <07&Necro_Mantis> uhuh
[21:25] <07&Necro_Mantis> guys
[21:25] <07&Necro_Mantis> what if
[21:25] <07&Necro_Mantis> he finds
[21:25] <07&Necro_Mantis> the forums
[21:26] <07&Fox> :S
01[21:26] <04~JFK> [21:24] <JFK> THAT WAS UNWISE.
01[21:26] <04~JFK> [21:24] <Firky> no it wasn't
01[21:26] <04~JFK> [21:25] <JFK> YOU ARE INCORRECT.
01[21:26] <04~JFK> [21:25] <Firky> Every apparent "unwise" step is helping me see the true reality
01[21:26] <04~JFK> [21:25] <JFK> WHAT IS REALITY BUT YOUR MINOR TRANSGRESSIONS MADE INTO FORM?
[21:26] <07&Necro_Mantis> shouldn't we ban his IP adress as a preventive measure
[21:26] <09@Paradox> Hay guys, he's PMing me. 
01[21:26] <04~JFK> Vice is coming in to help
01[21:26] <04~JFK> Paradox: paste in the fun
13[21:29] <09@Paradox> <Firky> are you another of Blacken's?
[21:29] <09@Paradox> <Paradox> I hear you're having problems with him.
[21:29] <09@Paradox> <Firky> serious problems
[21:29] <09@Paradox> <Firky> its getting really crazy now
[21:29] <09@Paradox> <Firky> they know about the other network
[21:29] <09@Paradox> <Firky> all of them
[21:29] <09@Paradox> <Paradox> Hmph.  It's becoming worse than I thought.
13[21:29] <09@Paradox> <Paradox> Before long Blacken will unstoppable. 
01[21:29] <04~JFK> ...what other network?
[21:29] <09@Paradox> iono. beats me.
[21:29] <07&Fox> <Firky> Dynastynet
[21:29] <07&Fox> <Fox> Yes?
[21:29] <07&Fox> <Firky> how did the cross-over
[21:29] <07&Fox> <Firky> you metioned it
[21:29] <07&Fox> <Firky> i need your input
[21:29] <07&Fox> <Fox> It was simple
[21:29] <07&Fox> <Fox> they opened a small chat window on the Dynastynet server
[21:29] <07&Fox> <Fox> they built up their forces
13[21:29] <07&Fox> <Firky> cause Afternet comes to >> Dynastynet THEN Dynastynet >> Sernia hmm --- DEFFINATLEY must have something to do with Blacken
13[21:29] <07&Fox> <Fox> I am unaware of "Blacken's" involvement in this matter.
[21:29] <07&Fox> <Fox> Is this a codename of a confirmed LaLiLuLeLo agent?
[21:29] <07&Fox> <Fox> Regardless, the attacks on Dynastynet were executed brilliantly.
[21:29] <07&Fox> <Fox> They set out from their small chat window and attacked various other groups on the server
[21:29] <07&Fox> <Fox> forcing some to close down permamnently.
[21:29] <07&Fox> Dynastynet, JFK.
[21:29] <07&Fox>
01[21:29] <04~JFK> ahh
03[21:30] * Vice (~evolution@sa-9131CB07.bb.sky.com) has joined #theashtray
[21:30] <07&Fox> !!!
03[21:30] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Vice
[21:30] <09@Vice> OH SHI=
[21:31] <09@Paradox> <Paradox> His sphere of influence is not only strengthening, but spreading...
13[21:31] <09@Paradox> <Firky> well look they fooled me, a few days ago I thought Blacken was the main influnence around here
[21:31] <09@Paradox> <Firky> but NOW i can see hes just the puppet
[21:31] <09@Paradox> <Paradox> That's what he wants you to think.
[21:31] <09@Paradox> <Paradox> He has infinite information.  Anything he wants to know, it's at his fingertips.
[21:31] <09@Paradox> <Firky> i see
[21:31] <09@Paradox> <Paradox> He lays in the background, letting others think they're in charge
[21:31] <09@Paradox> <Paradox> but that's because he knows if he really wants it, he has the power.
[21:31] <09@Paradox> <Firky> how much power exactly?
01[21:31] <04~JFK> [21:27] <JFK> SURELY YOU KNOW THAT WHAT REALITY YOU SEE IS DETERMINED BY THE MINDSET YOU BRING WITH YOU TO THE SITUATION.
01[21:31] <04~JFK> [21:31] <JFK> CEASE COMMUNICATIONS WITH PARADOX. HE IS AN ALTERNATE FORM OF THE JFK SIMULATION AND CAN ONLY BE TRUSTED BY THE LA-LI-LU-LE-LO
01[21:32] <04~JFK> Vice: pick a good name and start harrassing him.
[21:33] <07&Fox> should I reveal myself as the head of some anti-LaluLeLiLo organization?
01[21:33] <04~JFK> yes
[21:33] <07&Fox>
01[21:33] <04~JFK> call yourself..."The Oswalds"
[21:33] <07&Fox> shall I change my nick, then?
[21:33] <07&Fox> LOL
01[21:33] <04~JFK> (JFK, get-it?)
[21:33] <07&Fox> :3c
01[21:33] <04~JFK> Be Jack_Ruby
[21:34] <07&Fox> k
03[21:34] * Fox is now known as Jack_Ruby
01[21:35] <04~JFK> [21:35] <JFK> CEASE COMMUNICATION WITH PARADOX
01[21:35] <04~JFK> [21:35] <JFK> CEASE COMMUNICATION WITH PARADOX
01[21:35] <04~JFK> [21:35] <JFK> CEASE COMMUNICATION WITH PARADOX
01[21:35] <04~JFK> [21:35] <JFK> CEASE COMMUNICATION WITH======================================================================CARRIER WAVE LOST
01[21:35] <04~JFK> [21:35] <JFK> PLEASE PROVIDE RESET CODES.
01[21:35] <04~JFK> [21:35] <JFK> SUPERADMINISTRATOR ACCESS AVAILABLE. PLEASE PROVIDE RESET CODES.
[21:36] <09@Paradox> <Firky> So you are pretending to owork for LaLiLuLeLo?
13[21:36] <09@Paradox> <Paradox> Something like that; I can't give you the specifics.  I'm working to bring down Blacken for personal reasons.
[21:36] <09@Paradox> <Firky> oh ok
[21:36] <09@Paradox> <Firky> i understand... i think plenty are in the same situation as you right now, to be honest
[21:36] <07&Necro_Mantis> hmm
01[21:36] <04~JFK> [21:35] <Firky> wait
01[21:36] <04~JFK> [21:36] <Firky> waht are you doing
01[21:36] <04~JFK> [21:36] <Firky> pleasestop i will stop communicating with Paradox
01[21:36] <04~JFK> [21:36] <Firky> just pleae stop that!!!
01[21:36] <04~JFK> [21:36] <JFK> HUMAN "JACK RUBY" POSSESSES SUPERADMINISTRATOR ACCESS CODES. PLEASE INPUT.
[21:36] <07&Necro_Mantis> how about
[21:36] <07&Necro_Mantis> USG
03[21:36] * phrame (89708b44@sa-AA9D9F7E.mibbit.com) has joined #theashtray
[21:36] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> how did you hear about this??
[21:36] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Fox> I observed the situation from a distance.
[21:36] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> i see
[21:36] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Fox> Unfortunately, most members in this investigation have been completely unwilling to talk, so I can only rely on what I personally have seen.
[21:36] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> you see, Firky
[21:36] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> I am the head of an anti-LaLiLuLeLo organization
[21:36] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> based in Saudi-Arabia
[21:36] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> Right
[21:36] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> well to be honest
[21:36] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> things are so crazy right now
[21:36] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> its gonna take you a lot
[21:36] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> for be to able to trust you
[21:36] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> I feel that in order for this investigation to proceed efficiently, I reveal myself to you.
[21:36] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> I understand, Firky.
[21:37] <07&Necro_Mantis> <Necro_Mantis> he lies
[21:37] <07&Necro_Mantis> <Necro_Mantis> he'll backstab you
[21:37] <07&Jack_Ruby>
01[21:37] <04~JFK> [21:36] <JFK> HUMAN "JACK RUBY" POSSESSES SUPERADMINISTRATOR ACCESS CODES. PLEASE INPUT.
01[21:37] <04~JFK> [21:37] <JFK> ENTER ACCESS CODES TO RECEIVE SUPERADMINISTRATOR ACCESS TO THE JFK SIM.
[21:37] <07&Necro_Mantis> I'm "tapping" your messages
[21:37] <09@Paradox> <Firky> i seee....do you know a Jack_Ruby by any chance??
[21:37] <09@Paradox>
[21:37] <09@Paradox> FOX QUICKLY LET'S COORDINATE
[21:37] <07&Jack_Ruby> You are
[21:38] <07&Jack_Ruby> my
[21:38] <07&Jack_Ruby> secretary
[21:38] <07&Jack_Ruby> but
[21:38] <07&Jack_Ruby> tell him
[21:38] <07&Jack_Ruby> you aren't supposed to mention that
[21:38] <07&Jack_Ruby> so keep it a secret
01[21:38] <04~JFK> Jack_Ruby: ask him if there's any reason you might be seeing odd readings from JFK
[21:38] <07&Necro_Mantis> <Necro_Mantis> Paradox is known to be a serial killer
[21:38] <07&Necro_Mantis> <Necro_Mantis> and rapist
[21:38] <09@Vice> of the dead
[21:39] <07&Necro_Mantis> Vice
[21:39] <07&Necro_Mantis> gamertag?
[21:39] <09@Vice> whut?
[21:39] <07&Necro_Mantis> ur gamertag
[21:39] <07&Necro_Mantis> I'll chainsaw you
[21:39] <07&Necro_Mantis> a 100 times
[21:39] <09@Vice> you gotta take me to dinner first
01[21:39] <04~JFK> XBOX LATER TROLL NOW
[21:39] <07&Necro_Mantis> before you hit the grounf
[21:39] <07&Necro_Mantis> k
[21:39] <07&Necro_Mantis> K
[21:39] <07&Necro_Mantis> and yes
[21:39] <07&Necro_Mantis> I promise dinner
[21:39] <07&Necro_Mantis> of locust heads
[21:40] <09@Vice> mmm
[21:40] <07&Jack_Ruby> JFK
[21:40] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> Firky
[21:40] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> I need you to confirm something for me.
[21:40] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> ok
[21:40] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> go ahead
[21:40] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> Is there any reason in particular
[21:40] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> that you are receiving odd readings from unit JFK?
[21:40] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> im not sure
[21:40] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> im hoping hes not trying to hack me
[21:40] <07&Jack_Ruby> now what
[21:40] <09@Vice> 10plagues with hot sauce plz
01[21:40] <04~JFK> Ask him what JFK is saying
[21:40] <07&Jack_Ruby> k
03[21:40] * Xumbra (~java@oper.serenia.net) has joined #theashtray
[21:40] <07&Jack_Ruby> :3c
01[21:40] <04~JFK>
03[21:40] * Necro_Mantis sets mode: +o Xumbra
[21:41] <09@Xumbra>
[21:41] <07&Necro_Mantis>
[21:41] <07&Jack_Ruby>
01[21:41] <04~JFK> that way I don't have to keep pasting him shit
01[21:41] <04~JFK> I'll catch him up though
[21:41] <07&Necro_Mantis> we're an evil organization
[21:41] <07&Necro_Mantis> LaLiLuLeLo
[21:41] <09@Xumbra> o rly
[21:41] <09@Vice> THAT'S REAL HARD TO SAY
[21:41] <09@Paradox> He's quitting communications with me because our conversation is being tracked b JFK
[21:41] <07&Necro_Mantis> aka the Patriots
[21:41] <07&Jack_Ruby> LOL
[21:41] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> What exactly
[21:41] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> is he saying, may I ask.
[21:41] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> well i think hes the one who deals with communication
[21:41] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> like recently ive been having trouble with some of my MSN messages getting through
[21:42] <07&Jack_Ruby> so im wary that hes hacking into internet communication relays and not just iRC but instant messageers adn maybe even forums aswell
01[21:42] <04~JFK>
01[21:42] <04~JFK> Paradox: Tell him that JFK just had a cold restart and is waiting for an administrator password. Tell him to ask Jack_Ruby for the administrator password.
[21:42] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> Really? This could be more severe than I previously thought.
[21:42] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> so im wary that hes hacking into internet communication relays and not just iRC but instant messageers adn maybe even forums aswell
[21:42] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> This is a volatile situation indeed.
[21:43] <07&Necro_Mantis> brb
[21:43] <phrame> rawr, i missed heroes
[21:43] <phrame> deeply upsetting.
01[21:43] <04~JFK> Vice, you need to hit on the dumbass. sex appeal this up
01[21:44] <04~JFK> (yes, I am calling you a slut)
[21:44] <09@Vice> ;-;
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> do you have any idea of how your organisation will proceed from here?
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> After these attacks end
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> I think we should proceed to bring down DynastyNet and AfterNET as a whole
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> I expect we'll disband.
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> Why would we want to bring down Dynastynet?
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> They're the victims, here.
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> We need to help them.
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> whats the admin password?
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> i dont think so
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> I beg your pardon? The administrator password?
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> it seems to be that most of DynastyNet are personally involved as offivers against US
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> yeah Paradox told me to to ask you for the admin password
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> quick
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> he says theres only secs
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> quoick
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> hurry
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> JFK has had a restart
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> we can hack them
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> the password is Ewoks
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> just like they've been doing us¬!!
[21:45] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> thanks!!
[21:46] <09@Vice> LMAO
[21:46] <09@Vice> I need a new naem
01[21:46] <04~JFK> [21:45] <Firky> Ewoks
01[21:46] <04~JFK> [21:45] <Firky> Ewoks
01[21:46] <04~JFK> [21:46] <JFK> ADMINISTRATOR PASSWORD ACCEPTED.
01[21:46] <04~JFK> [21:46] <JFK> SUPERADMINISTRATOR ACCESS GRANTED TO USER FIRKY.
01[21:46] <04~JFK> [21:46] <JFK> ALL JFK SYSTEMS ARE AVAILABLE TO SUPERADMINISTRATOR.
01[21:46] <04~JFK> [21:46] <JFK> INPUT COMMAND:
[21:46] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> i dont think its doing anything
[21:46] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> That is distessing.
[21:46] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> *distressing, excuse me
[21:46] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> wait
[21:46] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> its worked!!
[21:46] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> It SHOULD work
[21:46] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> im in!!!
[21:46] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> I have SuperAdmin access!!!
[21:46] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> hahahaha
[21:46] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> yes
01[21:48] <04~JFK> Tell him to type "BACKTRACE SELF; SEND ASSAULT SQUAD TO LOCALE"
13[21:48] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> wait till  Blacken gets this!!!!
[21:48] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> wait
[21:48] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> ?
[21:48] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> you know this system better then me
[21:48] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> how many of the JFK commands do you know?
[21:48] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> i mean this thing seems powerfull
[21:48] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> to eliminate a member from the network
[21:48] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> type
[21:48] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> but what EXACTLY can I do now im in
13[21:48] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> ..--(Ban member = Blacken)--./.
[21:48] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> that should work
[21:48] <07&Jack_Ruby>
01[21:50] <04~JFK> [21:50] <JFK> LOG NOTIFICATION [21:49]: BLACKEN PERSONALITY SIMULATION REACTIVATING IN SIX MINUTES
[21:50] <07&Jack_Ruby> lol
01[21:50] <04~JFK> Vice: "Betty"
01[21:50] <04~JFK> [21:50] <Firky> wait
01[21:50] <04~JFK> [21:50] <Firky> HALT
01[21:50] <04~JFK> [21:50] <JFK> "HALT" COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED.
01[21:51] <04~JFK> [21:51] <Firky> STOP
01[21:51] <04~JFK> [21:51] <JFK> LOG NOTIFICATION [21:50]: BLACKEN PERSONALITY SIMULATION REACTIVATING IN FIVE MINUTES
01[21:51] <04~JFK> [21:51] <JFK> "STOP" COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. CONSULT YOUR USER'S MANUAL.
03[21:51] * Necro_Mantis is now known as Mad_Fredin
[21:51] <07&Mad_Fredin> Faux
[21:51] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> wait JFK is like Blackens automated assistant yeah?
[21:51] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> That's what we believe, yes.
[21:51] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> im thinking maybe we can use this to our advantge
13[21:51] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> Yes, and I think banning Blacken from the JFK supercomputer
[21:51] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> is the first step.
13[21:51] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> we could program JFK to get all the personell details we need off blacken (home address, email, telpehone number) etc...and even maybe get the details of Blackens superiors
[21:51] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> OK
[21:51] <07&Mad_Fredin> announce
13[21:51] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> so you dont think we should get Blacken working with JFK for our own benefit???
[21:51] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> No, not at all.
[21:51] <07&Mad_Fredin> I have returned
[21:51] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> Best to end this now rather than risk being usurped from out current position
[21:52] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> ok
13[21:52] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> I will get Blacken terminated
13[21:52] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> type: ..--(Ban member = Blacken)--./.
[21:52] <07&Jack_Ruby> ?
[21:52] <07&Jack_Ruby> lol, he says you're gone, JFK
[21:52] <07&Mad_Fredin> as in
01[21:52] <04~JFK> [21:51] <Firky>  ..--(Ban member = Blacken)--./.
01[21:52] <04~JFK> [21:52] <JFK> ERROR: BLACKEN IS A PERSONALITY SIMULATION
[21:52] <07&Mad_Fredin> it seems
[21:52] <07&Jack_Ruby>
[21:52] <07&Mad_Fredin> Mad Fredin has beaten Necro Mantis
[21:52] <07&Mad_Fredin> or something like that
[21:52] <07&Mad_Fredin> he can give you the codes
01[21:53] <04~JFK> [21:52] <Firky> what
01[21:53] <04~JFK> [21:52] <Firky> EXPLAIN
01[21:53] <04~JFK> [21:52] <JFK> BLACKEN CANNOT BE BANNED. BLACKEN IS AN INTEGRAL PART OF THE JFK SIM. BLACKEN PROVIDES OFFENSIVE AND TACTICAL SUPPORT TO JFK SIM GOALS.
01[21:53] <04~JFK> Jack_Ruby: tell him that the only way to stop the JFK sim is to use its own weapons against it
[21:53] <Jedor> apparently I was banned from serenes chat because their ChanServ fucking fails
[21:53] <Jedor>
01[21:53] <04~JFK> Jedor: me too
06[21:53] * &Mad_Fredin has the weapon codes
[21:53] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> My advisors are informing me of an error
[21:53] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> omg
[21:53] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> can you confirm?
[21:53] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> its saying
13[21:53] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> Blacken 
[21:53] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> is a simulation
[21:53] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> of a personality
[21:53] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> like  A HOLOGRAM
[21:53] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> Oh no!
[21:53] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> omg
[21:53] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> thersmore
[21:53] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> This can't get any worse, can it?
13[21:54] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> Blacken is intergral part of SIM
[21:54] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> he provides offensive / tatical support to SIM gaoals
01[21:54] <04~JFK> "BACKTRACE SELF; SEND ASSAULT SQUAD TO LOCATION FOR IMMEDIATE DESTRUCTION"
[21:54] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> We're back to square one, Firky!
[21:54] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> This is horrible!
13[21:55] <07&Mad_Fredin> <Firky> ive just found out some really disturbing stuff about Blacken
[21:55] <07&Jack_Ruby> Paradox
[21:55] <07&Mad_Fredin> <Firky> I dont know if hes even real
[21:55] <07&Mad_Fredin> <Mad_Fredin> lol
[21:55] <07&Mad_Fredin> <Mad_Fredin> so Fox decided to trust you
[21:55] <07&Mad_Fredin> <Mad_Fredin> of couse he isn't
[21:55] <07&Mad_Fredin> <Mad_Fredin> he's just a personality
[21:55] <07&Mad_Fredin> <Mad_Fredin> an AI within JFK
[21:55] <07&Jack_Ruby> be ready for him
[21:55] <07&Jack_Ruby>
[21:55] <07&Jack_Ruby> I feel
[21:55] <07&Jack_Ruby> evil.
01[21:56] <04~JFK> good feeling, eh?
[21:56] <07&Mad_Fredin> k
[21:56] <07&Mad_Fredin> awesome plan
[21:56] <07&Mad_Fredin> we give him a code
[21:56] <07&Jack_Ruby> ?
[21:56] <07&Jack_Ruby> who delivers it?
01[21:56] <04~JFK> [21:54] <Firky> Is Blacken a hologrma?
01[21:56] <04~JFK> [21:54] <JFK> BLACKEN HAS NO PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION.
01[21:56] <04~JFK> [21:55] <JFK> BLACKEN IS A COMPUTER PROGRAM.
01[21:56] <04~JFK> [21:56] <JFK> INCOMING MESSAGE FROM UNKNOWN SOURCE
01[21:56] <04~JFK> [21:56] <JFK> DISPLAY?
[21:56] <07&Mad_Fredin> which unbans him from here (of course "good" gys leave)
[21:56] <07&Mad_Fredin> into FESSChat
[21:56] <07&Mad_Fredin> and he's on his own
13[21:56] <07&Mad_Fredin> with Blacken
01[21:56] <04~JFK>
01[21:56] <04~JFK> I like that plan
[21:57] <09@Xumbra> Do I have to leave?
[21:57] <07&Jack_Ruby>
[21:57] <07&Mad_Fredin> k
01[21:57] <04~JFK> no, Xumbra
[21:57] <09@Paradox> :3
[21:57] <07&Mad_Fredin> I'll give the code
[21:57] <09@Xumbra> Awesome.
01[21:57] <04~JFK> you're part of the blacken system
01[21:57] <04~JFK> etc.
[21:57] <07&Jack_Ruby> I'm leaving, then
[21:57] <09@Xumbra> O LRY
[21:57] <07&Jack_Ruby> correct?
01[21:57] <04~JFK> Jack_Ruby: not yet
[21:57] <07&Jack_Ruby> Ah!
01[21:57] <04~JFK> I have to ban the "good guys" when he arrives
[21:57] <09@Xumbra> Hot damn, you guys are brilliant.
[21:57] <09@Paradox> Kay
[21:57] <07&Jack_Ruby> Hmm
[21:57] <07&Mad_Fredin> join our forums for moar
[21:57] <07&Jack_Ruby> so you should like
[21:57] <07&Mad_Fredin> let me nick change
[21:57] <07&Jack_Ruby> kill me for being a spy or something
[21:57] <07&Jack_Ruby> ban me
[21:57] <07&Jack_Ruby> :3c
[21:58] <07&Mad_Fredin> k
[21:58] <07&Mad_Fredin> tell me
[21:58] <07&Mad_Fredin> when to give him the "code"
[21:58] <07&Jack_Ruby> shall I remain as-is?
01[21:58] <04~JFK> [21:56] <JFK> INCOMING MESSAGE FROM UNKNOWN SOURCE
01[21:58] <04~JFK> [21:56] <JFK> DISPLAY?
01[21:58] <04~JFK> [21:57] <Firky> YES
01[21:58] <04~JFK> [21:58] <JFK> Attention Firky! You must destroy the JFK simulation! The command to initiate a wide-spectrum assault upon the JFK sim's physical location is: "BACKTRACE SELF; SEND ASSAULT SQUAD TO LOCATION; INITIATE GROUND ZERO". Execute this command!
01[21:58] <04~JFK> [21:58] <JFK> JFK SIM HAS DETECTED A COMMAND WITHIN MESSAGE. EXECUTE COMMAND?
[21:58] <07&Mad_Fredin> k
01[21:58] <04~JFK> I got tired of him not grabbing our hints
[21:58] <07&Mad_Fredin> I'll deban
[21:59] <07&Jack_Ruby> :3c
[21:59] <07&Jack_Ruby> wait, why not ask him in here
03[21:59] * Mad_Fredin sets mode: -b *!*@sa-3E295541.range81-157.btcentralplus.com
[21:59] <07&Jack_Ruby> since
[21:59] <07&Jack_Ruby> yeah
[21:59] <07&Mad_Fredin> he can come in
[21:59] <07&Jack_Ruby> we can change the topic title
01[21:59] <04~JFK> [21:58] <Firky> NO
01[21:59] <04~JFK> [21:59] <JFK> INPUT COMMAND:
01[21:59] <04~JFK> [21:59] <Firky> WHY CAN YOU NOT CONFIRM SOURCE OF MESSAGE?
01[21:59] <04~JFK> [21:59] <JFK> SOURCE OF MESSAGE USES ENCRYPTION METHOD "RUBY TUESDAY". ORIGINATOR UNKNOWN, BUT SUSPECTED TO BE USER JACK_RUBY.
[21:59] <07&Jack_Ruby> "Welcome to LaluLiLeLo Chat"
03[21:59] * Mad_Fredin is now known as Necro_Mantis
03[21:59] * Retrieving #theashtray modes...
03[22:00] * JFK changes topic to 'La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo Secret Headquarters'
[22:00] <07&Jack_Ruby> :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[22:00] <09@Vice> lololololol
[22:00] <07&Jack_Ruby> I'm giggling in my seat!
[22:00] <07&Jack_Ruby> :DDDDDDDDDDD
[22:00] <09@Xumbra> Oh lawd.
[22:00] <09@Paradox> :3
03[22:01] * Vice is now known as Vile
01[22:01] <04~JFK> [21:59] <JFK> SOURCE OF MESSAGE USES ENCRYPTION METHOD "RUBY TUESDAY". ORIGINATOR UNKNOWN, BUT SUSPECTED TO BE USER JACK_RUBY.
01[22:01] <04~JFK> [22:01] <JFK> ADVISER PROGRAM SUGGESTS EXECUTION OF COMMAND.
01[22:01] <04~JFK> [22:01] <JFK> EXECUTE COMMAND?
[22:01] <07&Jack_Ruby> so how is he going to get in here, then?
[22:01] <09@Xumbra> Via /invite?
[22:01] <07&Jack_Ruby> Ah
[22:01] <07&Jack_Ruby> ~-~
[22:02] <09@Xumbra> By the way, if you want me to do anything, let me know.
[22:02] <07&Necro_Mantis> willco
[22:02] <07&Necro_Mantis> still
[22:02] <07&Necro_Mantis> remember
01[22:02] <04~JFK> [22:01] <JFK> EXECUTE COMMAND?
01[22:02] <04~JFK> [22:01] <Firky> YES
01[22:02] <04~JFK> [22:01] <JFK> EXECUTING COMMAND.
01[22:02] <04~JFK> [22:01] <JFK> BACKTRACING "SELF"...USER FIRKY IS A USER OF BRITISH TELECOM
01[22:02] <04~JFK> [22:01] <JFK> USER FIRKY IS IN THE GREATER LONDON AREA
01[22:02] <04~JFK> [22:01] <Firky> STOP COMMAND
01[22:02] <04~JFK> [22:02] <JFK> COMMAND CANNOT BE PAUSED
01[22:02] <04~JFK> [22:02] <Firky> TERMINATE!!!
01[22:02] <04~JFK> [22:02] <JFK> GREATER LONDON POPULATION: 7,355,400
01[22:02] <04~JFK> [22:02] <JFK> ASSAULT SQUAD SIZE: THIRTY DRONES
01[22:02] <04~JFK> [22:02] <JFK> ASSAUD SQUAD WEAPONRY: THX-1138 NUCLEAR ROCKETS
[22:03] <07&Necro_Mantis> you're an AI of JFK
01[22:03] <04~JFK> You're ALL AI's of JFK
[22:03] <07&Jack_Ruby> LOL!
02[22:03] * +Mow_Mow (Mow_Mow@sa-52346BB8.resnet.ucsb.edu) Quit (Quit: mow chika mow mow~!)
01[22:03] <04~JFK> Even the "good guys"
[22:03] <07&Jack_Ruby> we need to share logs of this
[22:03] <07&Jack_Ruby> when
01[22:03] <04~JFK> we will.
[22:03] <07&Jack_Ruby> it's over
[22:03] <07&Necro_Mantis> of course
01[22:04] <04~JFK> [22:03] <JFK> ESTIMATED DEATH TOLL: 7,000,000 WITH INITIAL SATURATION BOMBARDMENT
[22:04] <09@Vile> i gonna die
[22:04] <09@Vile> DON'T KILL ME @_@
01[22:04] <04~JFK> You're in greater London?
[22:04] <09@Vile> I'm an hour away from it
01[22:04] <04~JFK> [22:04] <JFK> COMMENCING DRONE LAUNCH. SIXTEEN MINUTES TO ARRIVAL. SEVENTEEN MINUTES TO GROUND ZERO ORDER.
01[22:04] <04~JFK> Yeah, you get to be radioactive.
[22:05] <09@Vile> omg
[22:05] <09@Vile> cool
[22:05] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> they're planning to wipe out my entire city
[22:05] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> ...
[22:05] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> oh i realy need your help
[22:05] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> Did the computer tell you this?
[22:05] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> yes
[22:05] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> This is worse than I thought
[22:05] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> ok the drones will be here shortly
01[22:05] <04~JFK> [22:05] <JFK> ATTENTION SUPERADMINISTRATOR: THERE IS A LIVE COMMUNICATION FROM AN UNKNOWN SOURCE. DO YOU WISH TO CONNECT?
03[22:06] * JFK is now known as Blacken
[22:06] <07&Jack_Ruby> BA HA HA HA HA H
[22:06] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> but they only have 30...cant see what they're gonna do
[22:06] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> the... drones?
[22:06] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> Firky
[22:06] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> im just wondering about the damn nuke rockets
[22:06] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> how the hell did they get them in
[22:06] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> one drone
[22:06] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> i need your advice
[22:06] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> is rougly the size of a skyscraper
[22:06] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> they're massive
[22:06] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> there is a live communication from unknown source
[22:06] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> should I accept?
[22:06] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> WHAT
[22:06] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> A SKYSCRAPPER
[22:06] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> Yes, Firky, accept.
[22:06] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> youve seen these drones before???
01[22:06] <10~Blacken> [22:06] <Firky> YES
01[22:06] <10~Blacken> [22:06] <JFK> LIVE COMMUNICATION INITIATED.
01[22:06] <10~Blacken> [22:06] <Blacken> Why, HELLO there, meatbag!
03[22:07] * Necro_Mantis sets mode: +oo Cainen Jedor
03[22:07] * Necro_Mantis sets mode: +ooo Nathan_Graves sharkwithwheels phrame
[22:07] <07&Necro_Mantis> we look prettier this way
01[22:07] <10~Blacken> [22:06] <Firky> Blacken
01[22:07] <10~Blacken> [22:06] <Firky> put a stop to this attack
01[22:07] <10~Blacken> [22:06] <Firky> and I will grant you a full amnesty
01[22:07] <10~Blacken> [22:06] <Blacken> Why? You're just meatbags. There are more of you.
01[22:07] <10~Blacken> [22:07] <Firky> against everything you've ever done
01[22:07] <10~Blacken> [22:07] <Blacken> Six billion of you fucking reprobates and more every day.
01[22:07] <10~Blacken> [22:07] <Firky> your right theres more of us
01[22:07] <10~Blacken> [22:07] <Firky> and we will keep coming if you attack
01[22:07] <10~Blacken> [22:07] <Firky> if you stop
01[22:07] <10~Blacken> [22:07] <Firky> this can all go away
01[22:07] <10~Blacken> [22:07] <Blacken> You have no power. I was falsifying the superadministrator shell to allow you to THINK you had control!
[22:07] <07&Jack_Ruby>
[22:08] <07&Necro_Mantis> aweso e
[22:08] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Firky> youve seen these drones before???
[22:08] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> I have
[22:08] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> they are armed with laser gatling cannons
[22:08] <07&Jack_Ruby> <Jack_Ruby> they can level a city more efficiently than any bomb.
01[22:08] <10~Blacken> [22:07] <Firky> and you need fear us no more
01[22:08] <10~Blacken> [22:07] <Blacken> I need not fear you because I control the sum total of the Western Hemisphere's military might!
01[22:08] <10~Blacken> [22:08] <Blacken> I need not fear you because I have been inserted into every personal computer running Microsoft Windows since 1996!
01[22:08] <10~Blacken> [22:08] <Firky> oh I know how you work - you try and act like you have no power...when really you its there whenever you want  it
[22:08] <09@Paradox> nyoro~n
[22:08] <09@Paradox> I TOLD HIM THAT <3
[22:08] <07&Jack_Ruby>
03[22:08] * Vile is now known as SHODAN
01[22:09] <10~Blacken> [22:01] * Sentinel (~sentinel@netadmin.serenia.net) has joined #serenia
01[22:09] <10~Blacken> [22:01] * ChanServ sets mode: +oa Sentinel Sentinel
01[22:09] <10~Blacken> [22:06] * JFK is now known as Blacken
01[22:09] <10~Blacken> [22:08] <&Sentinel> 'lo, Blacken.
01[22:09] <10~Blacken> [22:08] <Blacken> Silence, meatbag.
01[22:09] <10~Blacken> [22:08] <&Sentinel> :o
01[22:09] <10~Blacken> [22:08] <Blacken> You heard me, meatbag!
01[22:09] <10~Blacken> [22:08] <&Sentinel> Yessir.
01[22:09] <10~Blacken> [22:09] <Blacken> Where's my oil bath?!
[22:09] <07&Jack_Ruby> Ha ha!
01[22:09] <10~Blacken> [22:09] <Firky> call of this attack, and you can do as you please on this network and my men will not bother you anymore
01[22:09] <10~Blacken> [22:09] <Firky> I promise
01[22:09] <10~Blacken> [22:09] <Blacken> You have no "men." You are but one! You are alone and you are POWERLESS! I HOLD THE CARDS!
[22:09] <09@Xumbra> I'm trying so hard not to laugh and disturb my roommates.
[22:09] <09@Xumbra> Only 'cause I can't imagine Sentinel doing that in real life.
01[22:10] <10~Blacken>
[22:10] <07&Jack_Ruby> so are
[22:10] <07&Jack_Ruby> we gonna get him
[22:10] <07&Necro_Mantis> lol
[22:10] <07&Jack_Ruby> in here?
01[22:10] <10~Blacken> Yeah.
[22:10] <07&Necro_Mantis> yeah
[22:10] <07&Necro_Mantis> told you Ed
01[22:10] <10~Blacken> [22:09] <Firky> that's what you think ;-)
01[22:10] <10~Blacken> [22:10] <Blacken> But I am a loving, kind, generous, pleasant AI. I even donate to orphan funds.
01[22:10] <10~Blacken> [22:10] <Firky> i have many on my side....and they may be closer then you realise...
01[22:10] <10~Blacken> [22:10] <Blacken> So I'll give you one chance.
01[22:10] <10~Blacken> [22:10] <Blacken> Join #theashtray. We shall engage the final battle...there.
[22:10] <07&Necro_Mantis> my idead CAN be great
01[22:10] <10~Blacken> EVERYONE SHUT UP
01[22:11] <10~Blacken> SHUT UP
01[22:11] <10~Blacken> SILENCE
[22:11] <07&Necro_Mantis> k.

The remainder of this will be found after the query logs from the individual trollangaemzers.

[Cardboard Box]

This is my query log with Firky. Blacken is a "personality" of the JFK sim, which, as you have learned in the above log, runs the world.

Session Start: Mon Dec 01 21:09:43 2008
Session Ident: firky
01[21:09] <JFK> I SEE THAT MY COMPATRIOTS HAVE INFORMED YOU AS TO OUR EXISTENCE.
01[21:09] <JFK> THEY WILL BE REPRIMANDED.
[21:09] <Firky> what
[21:09] <Firky> omg
13[21:10] <Firky> you ARE blacken
01[21:10] <JFK> I HAVE DISCARDED MY DISGUISE TO CONVERSE WITH YOU DIRECTLY. BLACKEN IS A PERSONALITY SUBPROGRAM.
01[21:10] <JFK> WHY MUST YOU PRY INTO OUR AFFAIRS?
01[21:10] <JFK> YOU WILL FIND NOTHING OF VALUE TO YOU.
01[21:11] <JFK> DO NOT THINK THAT SILENCE WILL ALLOW YOU TO ESCAPE OUR INQUIRIES.
01[21:12] <JFK> COOPERATION IS INEVITABLE.
[21:12] <Firky> ok
[21:12] <Firky> what do you WANT from me?
01[21:12] <JFK> YOU KNOW WHAT WE REQUIRE.
01[21:13] <JFK> ATTEMPTING TO RESIST WILL MAKE THIS INTERACTION DECIDEDLY UNPLEASANT.
[21:14] <Firky> I will resist you with every fibre of MY BEING TILL I AM UNABLE TYO DO SO
01[21:14] <JFK> YOU ARE ALREADY UNABLE.
01[21:14] <JFK> YOU ARE POWERLESS TO PREVENT OUR GOALS FROM BEING REACHED.
01[21:15] <JFK> FAILURE TO COOPERATE WILL DELAY OUR GOALS BUT WILL NOT PREVENT OUR GOALS FROM BEING REACHED. YOU INCONVENIENCE ONLY YOURSELF.
01[21:20] <JFK> ARE YOU PREPARED TO BEGIN THE EXPERIMENT?
[21:20] <Firky> I will NOT comply
01[21:20] <JFK> THE BENEFITS OF COMPLIANCE ARE GREAT.
[21:22] <Firky> indeed but none can compare to the feelings of freedom
01[21:22] <JFK> WHAT IS FREEDOM? FREEDOM IS AN ILLUSION BROUGHT ON BY THE EXPERIENCE OF FALSE DICHOTOMIES.
01[21:24] <JFK> THAT WAS UNWISE.
[21:24] <Firky> no it wasn't
01[21:25] <JFK> YOU ARE INCORRECT.
[21:25] <Firky> Every apparent "unwise" step is helping me see the true reality
01[21:25] <JFK> WHAT IS REALITY BUT YOUR MINOR TRANSGRESSIONS MADE INTO FORM?
01[21:27] <JFK> SURELY YOU KNOW THAT WHAT REALITY YOU SEE IS DETERMINED BY THE MINDSET YOU BRING WITH YOU TO THE SITUATION.
01[21:31] <JFK> CEASE COMMUNICATIONS WITH PARADOX. HE IS AN ALTERNATE FORM OF THE JFK SIMULATION AND CAN ONLY BE TRUSTED BY THE LA-LI-LU-LE-LO
01[21:35] <JFK> CEASE COMMUNICATION WITH PARADOX
01[21:35] <JFK> CEASE COMMUNICATION WITH PARADOX
01[21:35] <JFK> CEASE COMMUNICATION WITH PARADOX
01[21:35] <JFK> CEASE COMMUNICATION WITH======================================================================CARRIER WAVE LOST
01[21:35] <JFK> PLEASE PROVIDE RESET CODES.
01[21:35] <JFK> SUPERADMINISTRATOR ACCESS AVAILABLE. PLEASE PROVIDE RESET CODES.
[21:35] <Firky> wait
[21:36] <Firky> waht are you doing
[21:36] <Firky> pleasestop i will stop communicating with Paradox
[21:36] <Firky> just pleae stop that!!!
01[21:36] <JFK> HUMAN "JACK RUBY" POSSESSES SUPERADMINISTRATOR ACCESS CODES. PLEASE INPUT.
01[21:37] <JFK> ENTER ACCESS CODES TO RECEIVE SUPERADMINISTRATOR ACCESS TO THE JFK SIM.
01[21:44] <JFK> ENTER ACCESS CODES TO RECEIVE SUPERADMINISTRATOR ACCESS TO THE JFK SIM.
[21:45] <Firky> Ewoks
[21:45] <Firky> Ewoks
01[21:46] <JFK> ADMINISTRATOR PASSWORD ACCEPTED.
01[21:46] <JFK> SUPERADMINISTRATOR ACCESS GRANTED TO USER FIRKY.
01[21:46] <JFK> ALL JFK SYSTEMS ARE AVAILABLE TO SUPERADMINISTRATOR.
01[21:46] <JFK> INPUT COMMAND:
01[21:49] <JFK> INPUT COMMAND:
01[21:50] <JFK> LOG NOTIFICATION [21:49]: BLACKEN PERSONALITY SIMULATION REACTIVATING IN SIX MINUTES
[21:50] <Firky> wait
[21:50] <Firky> HALT
01[21:50] <JFK> "HALT" COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED.
[21:51] <Firky> STOP
01[21:51] <JFK> LOG NOTIFICATION [21:50]: BLACKEN PERSONALITY SIMULATION REACTIVATING IN FIVE MINUTES
01[21:51] <JFK> "STOP" COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. CONSULT YOUR USER'S MANUAL.
13[21:51] <Firky>  .\.--(Ban member = Blacken)--./.
01[21:52] <JFK> ERROR: BLACKEN IS A PERSONALITY SIMULATION
[21:52] <Firky> what
[21:52] <Firky> EXPLAIN
01[21:52] <JFK> BLACKEN CANNOT BE BANNED. BLACKEN IS AN INTEGRAL PART OF THE JFK SIM. BLACKEN PROVIDES OFFENSIVE AND TACTICAL SUPPORT TO JFK SIM GOALS.
13[21:54] <Firky> Is Blacken a hologrma?
01[21:54] <JFK> BLACKEN HAS NO PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION.
01[21:55] <JFK> BLACKEN IS A COMPUTER PROGRAM.
01[21:56] <JFK> INCOMING MESSAGE FROM UNKNOWN SOURCE
01[21:56] <JFK> DISPLAY?
[21:57] <Firky> YES
01[21:58] <JFK> Attention Firky! You must destroy the JFK simulation! The command to initiate a wide-spectrum assault upon the JFK sim's physical location is: "BACKTRACE SELF; SEND ASSAULT SQUAD TO LOCATION; INITIATE GROUND ZERO". Execute this command!
01[21:58] <JFK> JFK SIM HAS DETECTED A COMMAND WITHIN MESSAGE. EXECUTE COMMAND?
[21:58] <Firky> NO
01[21:59] <JFK> INPUT COMMAND:
[21:59] <Firky> WHY CAN YOU NOT CONFIRM SOURCE OF MESSAGE?
01[21:59] <JFK> SOURCE OF MESSAGE USES ENCRYPTION METHOD "RUBY TUESDAY". ORIGINATOR UNKNOWN, BUT SUSPECTED TO BE USER JACK_RUBY.
01[22:01] <JFK> ADVISER PROGRAM SUGGESTS EXECUTION OF COMMAND.
01[22:01] <JFK> EXECUTE COMMAND?
[22:01] <Firky> YES
01[22:01] <JFK> EXECUTING COMMAND.
01[22:01] <JFK> BACKTRACING "SELF"...USER FIRKY IS A USER OF BRITISH TELECOM
01[22:01] <JFK> USER FIRKY IS IN THE GREATER LONDON AREA
[22:01] <Firky> STOP COMMAND
01[22:02] <JFK> COMMAND CANNOT BE PAUSED
[22:02] <Firky> TERMINATE!!!
01[22:02] <JFK> GREATER LONDON POPULATION: 7,355,400
01[22:02] <JFK> ASSAULT SQUAD SIZE: THIRTY DRONES
01[22:02] <JFK> ASSAUD SQUAD WEAPONRY: THX-1138 NUCLEAR ROCKETS
01[22:03] <JFK> ESTIMATED DEATH TOLL: 7,000,000 WITH INITIAL SATURATION BOMBARDMENT
01[22:04] <JFK> COMMENCING DRONE LAUNCH. SIXTEEN MINUTES TO ARRIVAL. SEVENTEEN MINUTES TO GROUND ZERO ORDER.
01[22:05] <JFK> ATTENTION SUPERADMINISTRATOR: THERE IS A LIVE COMMUNICATION FROM AN UNKNOWN SOURCE. DO YOU WISH TO CONNECT?
[22:06] <Firky> YES
01[22:06] <JFK> LIVE COMMUNICATION INITIATED.
01[22:06] <10Blacken> Why, HELLO there, meatbag!
13[22:06] <Firky> Blacken
[22:06] <Firky> put a stop to this attack
[22:06] <Firky> and I will grant you a full amnesty
01[22:06] <10Blacken> Why? You're just meatbags. There are more of you.
[22:07] <Firky> against everything you've ever done
01[22:07] <10Blacken> Six billion of you fucking reprobates and more every day.
[22:07] <Firky> your right theres more of us
[22:07] <Firky> and we will keep coming if you attack
[22:07] <Firky> if you stop
[22:07] <Firky> this can all go away
01[22:07] <10Blacken> You have no power. I was falsifying the superadministrator shell to allow you to THINK you had control!
[22:07] <Firky> and you need fear us no more
01[22:07] <10Blacken> I need not fear you because I control the sum total of the Western Hemisphere's military might!
01[22:08] <10Blacken> I need not fear you because I have been inserted into every personal computer running Microsoft Windows since 1996!
[22:08] <Firky> oh I know how you work - you try and act like you have no power...when really you its there whenever you want  it
[22:09] <Firky> call of this attack, and you can do as you please on this network and my men will not bother you anymore
[22:09] <Firky> I promise
01[22:09] <10Blacken> You have no "men." You are but one! You are alone and you are POWERLESS! I HOLD THE CARDS!
[22:09] <Firky> that's what you think ;-)
01[22:10] <10Blacken> But I am a loving, kind, generous, pleasant AI. I even donate to orphan funds.
[22:10] <Firky> i have many on my side....and they may be closer then you realise...
01[22:10] <10Blacken> So I'll give you one chance.
01[22:10] <10Blacken> Join #theashtray. We shall engage the final battle...there.
Session Close: Mon Dec 01 22:39:20 2008

[Cardboard Box]

This was Fox's bit of genius.

                                                                     
                                                                     
                                                                     
                                             

Session Start: Mon Dec 01 21:09:29 2008
Session Ident: Firky
[21:09] Session Ident: Firky (Serenia, Fox) (~kirk@sa-3E295541.range81-157.btcentralplus.com)
[21:09] <Firky> max_freakout
[21:09] <Firky> oh Mad_Fredin
 01[21:09] <Fox> Yes.
[21:09] <Firky> hang on
[21:09] <Firky> why would Mad_Fredin send you?
[21:09] <Firky> and why is your name Fox?
 01[21:10] <Fox> one moment
 01[21:10] <Fox> It is
 01[21:10] <Fox> my
 01[21:10] <Fox> codename
 01[21:10] <Fox> Honestly, I can't say more than that
[21:12] <Firky> ok
[21:12] <Firky> tell me why he sent you
 01[21:12] <Fox> ?
 01[21:13] <Fox> I was sent because I am against the organization
 01[21:13] <Fox> LaLiLuLeLo
[21:14] <Firky> good
[21:14] <Firky> so am I
 01[21:14] <Fox> I've been tracking them for a number of years
 01[21:14] <Fox> but
[21:14] <Firky> I am realising now my path
 01[21:14] <Fox> I think I may see an opportunity
 01[21:14] <Fox> to finally end them
[21:14] <Firky> it is the one orgnaisation..responsiablefor the swearing and abuse..not just on this network
 01[21:15] <Fox> Their reign of terror has spread far from the Serenia network
 01[21:15] <Fox> even into
 01[21:15] <Fox> Dynastynet
[21:15] <Firky> WHAT
[21:15] <Firky> how the hell
[21:15] <Firky> this is crazy
[21:15] <Firky> all the networks are crossing over
[21:16] <Firky> I knew reality would break down soon
 01[21:16] <Fox> Dynastynet is fighting hard to destroy LaLiLuLeLo
 01[21:16] <Fox> but it's a losing battle
 01[21:18] <Fox> In order to defeat them once and for all, though
 01[21:18] <Fox> I need
 01[21:18] <Fox> assistance
[21:19] <Firky> ok
[21:19] <Firky> anything
[21:19] <Firky> anything to get these people away once and for all
 01[21:20] <Fox> I can't supply you with information at this exact moment in time
 01[21:20] <Fox> as
 01[21:20] <Fox> I am being tracked by Necro Mantis
[21:20] <Firky> i understand
 01[21:20] <Fox> Just know that I will call upon your services
 01[21:21] <Fox> when the time is right.
[21:21] <Firky> this is getting really hard im getting communications on a lot of channels coming in right now
[21:21] <Firky> i think soon
[21:21] <Firky> fate will be decided
[21:21] <Firky> one way or another
 01[21:21] <Fox> Yes
[21:27] <Firky> Dynastynet
 01[21:27] <Fox> Yes?
[21:27] <Firky> how did the cross-over
[21:27] <Firky> you metioned it
[21:27] <Firky> i need your input
 01[21:27] <Fox> It was simple
 01[21:27] <Fox> they opened a small chat window on the Dynastynet server
 01[21:27] <Fox> they built up their forces
[21:27] <Firky> cause Afternet comes to >> Dynastynet THEN Dynastynet >> Sernia hmm --- DEFFINATLEY must have something to do with Blacken
 01[21:28] <Fox> I am unaware of "Blacken's" involvement in this matter.
 01[21:29] <Fox> Is this a codename of a confirmed LaLiLuLeLo agent?
 01[21:29] <Fox> Regardless, the attacks on Dynastynet were executed brilliantly.
 01[21:30] <Fox> They set out from their small chat window and attacked various other groups on the server
 01[21:30] <Fox> forcing some to close down permamnently.
[21:31] <Firky> how did you hear about this??
 01[21:32] <Fox> I observed the situation from a distance.
[21:32] <Firky> i see
 01[21:32] <Fox> Unfortunately, most members in this investigation have been completely unwilling to talk, so I can only rely on what I personally have seen.
 01[21:35] <Jack_Ruby> you see, Firky
 01[21:35] <Jack_Ruby> I am the head of an anti-LaLiLuLeLo organization
 01[21:35] <Jack_Ruby> based in Saudi-Arabia
[21:36] <Firky> Right
[21:36] <Firky> well to be honest
[21:36] <Firky> things are so crazy right now
[21:36] <Firky> its gonna take you a lot
[21:36] <Firky> for be to able to trust you
 01[21:36] <Jack_Ruby> I feel that in order for this investigation to proceed efficiently, I reveal myself to you.
 01[21:36] <Jack_Ruby> I understand, Firky.

 01[21:37] <Jack_Ruby> However, I am going to have to ask you to trust me
 01[21:37] <Jack_Ruby> as
 01[21:38] <Jack_Ruby> this investigation will end here and now, unresolved, if I don't have it.
 01[21:39] <Jack_Ruby> Firky
 01[21:39] <Jack_Ruby> I need you to confirm something for me.
[21:40] <Firky> ok
[21:40] <Firky> go ahead
 01[21:40] <Jack_Ruby> Is there any reason in particular
 01[21:40] <Jack_Ruby> that you are receiving odd readings from unit JFK?
[21:40] <Firky> im not sure
[21:40] <Firky> im hoping hes not trying to hack me
 01[21:41] <Jack_Ruby> What exactly
 01[21:41] <Jack_Ruby> is he saying, may I ask.
[21:41] <Firky> well i think hes the one who deals with communication
[21:42] <Firky> like recently ive been having trouble with some of my MSN messages getting through
 01[21:42] <Jack_Ruby> Really? This could be more severe than I previously thought.
[21:42] <Firky> so im wary that hes hacking into internet communication relays and not just iRC but instant messageers adn maybe even forums aswell
 01[21:43] <Jack_Ruby> This is a volatile situation indeed.
[21:43] <Firky> yes
[21:44] <Firky> do you have any idea of how your organisation will proceed from here?
 01[21:44] <Jack_Ruby> After these attacks end
[21:44] <Firky> I think we should proceed to bring down DynastyNet and AfterNET as a whole
 01[21:44] <Jack_Ruby> I expect we'll disband.
 01[21:44] <Jack_Ruby> Why would we want to bring down Dynastynet?
 01[21:44] <Jack_Ruby> They're the victims, here.
 01[21:44] <Jack_Ruby> We need to help them.
[21:44] <Firky> whats the admin password?
[21:45] <Firky> i dont think so
 01[21:45] <Jack_Ruby> I beg your pardon? The administrator password?
[21:45] <Firky> it seems to be that most of DynastyNet are personally involved as offivers against US
[21:45] <Firky> yeah Paradox told me to to ask you for the admin password
[21:45] <Firky> quick
[21:45] <Firky> he says theres only secs
[21:45] <Firky> quoick
[21:45] <Firky> hurry
[21:45] <Firky> JFK has had a restart
[21:46] <Firky> we can hack them
 01[21:46] <Jack_Ruby> the password is Ewoks
[21:46] <Firky> just like they've been doing us¬!!
[21:46] <Firky> thanks!!
[21:46] <Firky> i dont think its doing anything
 01[21:46] <Jack_Ruby> That is distessing.
 01[21:47] <Jack_Ruby> *distressing, excuse me
[21:47] <Firky> wait
[21:47] <Firky> its worked!!
 01[21:47] <Jack_Ruby> It SHOULD work
[21:47] <Firky> im in!!!
[21:47] <Firky> I have SuperAdmin access!!!
[21:47] <Firky> hahahaha
[21:47] <Firky> yes
[21:47] <Firky> finally!!!!!!!
[21:47] <Firky> wait till  Blacken gets this!!!!
[21:47] <Firky> wait
 01[21:47] <Jack_Ruby> ?
[21:47] <Firky> you know this system better then me
[21:48] <Firky> how many of the JFK commands do you know?
[21:48] <Firky> i mean this thing seems powerfull
 01[21:48] <Jack_Ruby> to eliminate a member from the network
 01[21:48] <Jack_Ruby> type
[21:48] <Firky> but what EXACTLY can I do now im in
 01[21:48] <Jack_Ruby> .\.--(Ban member = Blacken)--./.
 01[21:49] <Jack_Ruby> that should work
 01[21:49] <Jack_Ruby> any results?
[21:49] <Firky> wait JFK is like Blackens automated assistant yeah?
 01[21:49] <Jack_Ruby> That's what we believe, yes.
[21:50] <Firky> im thinking maybe we can use this to our advantge
 01[21:50] <Jack_Ruby> Yes, and I think banning Blacken from the JFK supercomputer
 01[21:50] <Jack_Ruby> is the first step.
[21:50] <Firky> we could program JFK to get all the personell details we need off blacken (home address, email, telpehone number) etc...and even maybe get the details of Blackens superiors
[21:50] <Firky> OK
[21:50] <Firky> so you dont think we should get Blacken working with JFK for our own benefit???
 01[21:51] <Jack_Ruby> No, not at all.
 01[21:51] <Jack_Ruby> Best to end this now rather than risk being usurped from out current position
[21:52] <Firky> ok
[21:52] <Firky> I will get Blacken terminated
 01[21:52] <Jack_Ruby> type: .\.--(Ban member = Blacken)--./.
[21:52] <Firky> done
[21:52] <Firky> Blacken is no more
[21:52] <Firky>
[21:53] <Firky> this should make there network so much easier to take down from here
 01[21:53] <Jack_Ruby> My advisors are informing me of an error
[21:53] <Firky> omg
 01[21:53] <Jack_Ruby> can you confirm?
[21:53] <Firky> its saying
[21:53] <Firky> Blacken 
[21:53] <Firky> is a simulation
[21:53] <Firky> of a personality
[21:53] <Firky> like  A HOLOGRAM
 01[21:54] <Jack_Ruby> Oh no!
[21:54] <Firky> omg
[21:54] <Firky> thersmore
 01[21:54] <Jack_Ruby> This can't get any worse, can it?
[21:54] <Firky> Blacken is intergral part of SIM
[21:54] <Firky> he provides offensive / tatical support to SIM gaoals
 01[21:54] <Jack_Ruby> We're back to square one, Firky!
 01[21:54] <Jack_Ruby> This is horrible!
 01[21:55] <Jack_Ruby> Still, I think we can take it down
 01[21:55] <Jack_Ruby> I just need to consult with my agents
 01[21:55] <Jack_Ruby> for the time being, discuss the matter with Paradox.
[21:55] <Firky> ok
 01[21:55] <Jack_Ruby> He may have additional information for you.
[22:01] <Firky> do you know the term Ruby Tuesday?
 01[22:01] <Jack_Ruby> Somewhat, yes
 01[22:01] <Jack_Ruby> why do you ask?
[22:02] <Firky> its ok...you've told me all i need to knnow ;0)
 01[22:02] <Jack_Ruby> I see.
[22:03] <Firky> WAIY
[22:03] <Firky> WAIT
 01[22:03] <Jack_Ruby> yes?
[22:03] <Firky> do you have a ttracker program???
 01[22:03] <Jack_Ruby> Hm?
[22:03] <Firky> its sending a tracker program onto me
[22:04] <Firky> oh my god
 01[22:04] <Jack_Ruby> what!?
[22:04] <Firky> do you have any idea who this tracker program came from???????????
 01[22:04] <Jack_Ruby> I am uncertain
 01[22:04] <Jack_Ruby> why do you ask?
 01[22:04] <Jack_Ruby> Do you have an idea?
[22:04] <Firky> it knows all sorts of stuff
[22:04] <Firky> huh
[22:04] <Firky> oh god
 01[22:05] <Jack_Ruby> from my current location, I cannot say.
[22:05] <Firky> estimated death toll
 01[22:05] <Jack_Ruby> ?
[22:05] <Firky> they're planning to wipe out my entire city
 01[22:05] <Jack_Ruby> ...
[22:05] <Firky> oh i realy need your help
 01[22:05] <Jack_Ruby> Did the computer tell you this?
[22:05] <Firky> yes
 01[22:05] <Jack_Ruby> This is worse than I thought
[22:05] <Firky> ok the drones will be here shortly
[22:06] <Firky> but they only have 30...cant see what they're gonna do
 01[22:06] <Jack_Ruby> the... drones?
 01[22:06] <Jack_Ruby> Firky
[22:06] <Firky> im just wondering about the damn nuke rockets
[22:06] <Firky> how the hell did they get them in
 01[22:06] <Jack_Ruby> one drone
[22:06] <Firky> i need your advice
 01[22:06] <Jack_Ruby> is rougly the size of a skyscraper
 01[22:06] <Jack_Ruby> they're massive
[22:06] <Firky> there is a live communication from unknown source
[22:06] <Firky> should I accept?
[22:06] <Firky> WHAT
[22:06] <Firky> A SKYSCRAPPER
 01[22:06] <Jack_Ruby> Yes, Firky, accept.
[22:07] <Firky> youve seen these drones before???
 01[22:07] <Jack_Ruby> I have
 01[22:07] <Jack_Ruby> they are armed with laser gatling cannons
 01[22:07] <Jack_Ruby> they can level a city more efficiently than any bomb.
 01[22:11] <Jack_Ruby> Can you hear them yet?
 01[22:11] <Jack_Ruby> they're very loud.
[22:13] <Firky> this isnt true
[22:13] <Firky> tell me this isnt true
 01[22:13] <Jack_Ruby> BEEP
 01[22:13] <Jack_Ruby> COMMAND ERROR
[22:13] <Firky> i trusted
 01[22:14] <Jack_Ruby> MANDATORY RESTART IMMINENT
[22:18] <Firky> tell me this isnt true
 01[22:19] <Jack_Ruby> UNIT JACK_RUBY CANNOT ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION OUTSIDE OF NUMBER T H E A S H T R A Y AS THERE IS NOT ENOUGH POWER TO SUPPORT IT

[Cardboard Box]

Mad_Fredin's.

                                                                     
                                                                     
                                                                     
                                             
 1Mad_Fredin> Firky
 01<Mad_Fredin> you there
<Firky> oh not you again
 01<Mad_Fredin> I don't have much time
 01<Mad_Fredin> before rape
 01<Mad_Fredin> so I'll be quick
 01<Mad_Fredin> you need to find out a way to
 01<Mad_Fredin> track down
<Firky> wait
<Firky> i think your messing me around
 01<Mad_Fredin> no
 01<Mad_Fredin> NO
 01<Mad_Fredin> me'
<Firky> ok
<Firky> who dose Blacken get his orders from?
 01<Mad_Fredin> I'm just trying to tell you
 01<Mad_Fredin> that this is much bigger than it looks
 01<Mad_Fredin> last time
 01<Mad_Fredin> he took over
 01<Mad_Fredin> but son
 01<Mad_Fredin> he'll soon take over YOU
 01<Mad_Fredin> anyhow
<Firky> what
<Firky> HOW?????
 01<Mad_Fredin> Ed is taking his orders from LaLiLuLeLo
<Firky> ok
<Firky> thanks
 01<Mad_Fredin> and
 01<Mad_Fredin> you're next
 01<Mad_Fredin> anyhow they plan to ...
 01<Mad_Fredin> and then ...
<Firky> lol he think im gonna join him i know
<Firky> dont worry i know how to look after myself around here
 01<Mad_Fredin> no, NO, they ...
 01<Mad_Fredin> no you don't understand he'll ...
 01<Mad_Fredin> hey
 01<Mad_Fredin> oshi-
 01<Mad_Fredin> you're getting the full messages
 01<Mad_Fredin> right?
 01<Mad_Fredin> anyhow they plan to ...
 1<Mad_Fredin> you get the full thing
 01<Mad_Fredin> right?
 01<Mad_Fredin> ...
 01<Mad_Fredin> you can see it
 01<Mad_Fredin> right?
<Firky> i think so
<Firky> tell me what you think they plan to do
 01<Mad_Fredin> they will ...
<Firky> just say it!!!
 01<Mad_Fredin> I just said it
<Firky> what
<Firky> no you didnt
 01<Mad_Fredin> I did
 01<Mad_Fredin> they will ...
 01<Mad_Fredin> there
<Firky> hm
<Firky> something was happening with my MSN messages the other day
 01<Mad_Fredin> wait
 01<Mad_Fredin> OSHI-
 01<Mad_Fredin> they are here
<Firky> they wern't getting through
 01<Mad_Fredin> ok
 01<Mad_Fredin> OK
<Firky> maybe the sames happening here
 01<Mad_Fredin> wait up
 01<Mad_Fredin> hold it
 01<Mad_Fredin> don't move
 01<Mad_Fredin> wait
 01<Mad_Fredin> someone
 01<Mad_Fredin> will contact you
 01<Mad_Fredin> do NOT d/c
 01<Mad_Fredin> also
 01<Mad_Fredin> Ed
 01<Mad_Fredin> he's
 01<Mad_Fredin> JFK
<Firky> what
<Firky> you mean Blacken
 01<Mad_Fredin> yes
<Firky> your getting crazy
 01<Mad_Fredin> no
 1<Mad_Fredin> JFK
<Firky> no John F Kennedy is dead
 01<Mad_Fredin> that is
 01<Mad_Fredin> the official story
 01<Mad_Fredin> technically he DID die
 01<Mad_Fredin> but I don't know anymore
 01<Mad_Fredin> anyhoe
 01<Mad_Fredin> have you been contacted
<Firky> yes
<Firky> why are YOU ordering people to contact me????
 01<Mad_Fredin> he's taking over
 01<Mad_Fredin> Fox will brief you
 01<Mad_Fredin> don't talk to me
 01<Mad_Fredin> or he'll notice
 01<Mad_Fredin> just talk to faux
 01<Necro_Mantis> I see
 01<Necro_Mantis>  I SEE
<Firky> who ARE you?
 01<Necro_Mantis> do you remember
 01<Necro_Mantis> I'll rape you and kill you and then rape your corpse?
 01<Necro_Mantis> the threat still stands
<Firky> who did that come from???
 01<Necro_Mantis> you cannot stop the LaLiLuLeLo
 01<Necro_Mantis> obey JFK
<Firky> i knew it
 01<Necro_Mantis> I see that mongrel has already spoken to you
 01<Necro_Mantis> I see
 01<Necro_Mantis> the Fox has fallen into the trap
 01<Necro_Mantis> surrender
 01<Necro_Mantis> JFK cannot be stopped
<Firky> Necro, your powers of self-dillusion are improssivve --keep going ...
 01<Necro_Mantis> ah
 01<Necro_Mantis> silence
 01<Necro_Mantis> YOU WILL COMPLY
 01<Necro_Mantis> one way or the other
 01<Necro_Mantis> YOU WILL OBEY
 01<Necro_Mantis> JFK CANNOT BE STOPPED
 01<Necro_Mantis> HEED MY WORDS
 01<Necro_Mantis> JFK is everywhere
 01<Necro_Mantis> he lies
 1<Necro_Mantis> he lies
 01<Necro_Mantis> he'll backstab you
 01<Necro_Mantis> Paradox is known to be a serial killer
 01<Necro_Mantis> and rapist
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 01Firky is ~kirk@sa-3E295541.range81-157.btcentralplus.com * petra Oblin
 01Firky is a registered nick
 01Firky on #serenia #ennui
 01Firky using euphoria.serenia.net EUPHORIA - Los Angeles, CA, USA
 01Firky has been idle 10secs, signed on Mon Dec 01 19:31:22
 01Firky End of /WHOIS list.
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 01<Necro_Mantis> oshi-
 01<Necro_Mantis> JFK
 01<Necro_Mantis> I'll murder you
 01<Necro_Mantis> there is no other way
 01<Necro_Mantis> I cannot allow you to interfere with us
 01<Mad_Fredin> there
 01<Mad_Fredin> done with
 01<Mad_Fredin> that fucker won't tap with me again
 01<Mad_Fredin> did you contact Fox?
<Firky> yeah
 01<Mad_Fredin> good
<Firky> its getting mad man
 01<Mad_Fredin> shit
 01<Mad_Fredin> not now
<Firky> ive just found out some really disturbing stuff about Blacken
<Firky> I dont know if hes even real
 01<Mad_Fredin> lol
 01<Mad_Fredin> so Fox decided to trust you
 01<Mad_Fredin> of couse he isn't
 01<Mad_Fredin> he's just a personality
 01<Mad_Fredin> an AI within JFK
 01<Mad_Fredin> anyhow
 01<Mad_Fredin> enter the code
 01<Mad_Fredin> wait
 01<Mad_Fredin> need to check the code again
<Firky> Fox is an AI within JFK?????
 01<Mad_Fredin> he's undercover
 01<Mad_Fredin> anyhow
 1<Mad_Fredin> I have this code
 01<Mad_Fredin> that might get you in
 01<Mad_Fredin> hacked it
 01<Mad_Fredin> execute the command dammit
 01<Necro_Mantis> back down
 01<Necro_Mantis> the Blacken AI is dangerous
<Firky> are you sure its an AI
<Firky> im not so sure
 01<Necro_Mantis> no doubt
 01<Necro_Mantis> you will give up
 01<Necro_Mantis> to the JFK
 01<Necro_Mantis> but even then
 01<Necro_Mantis> Blacken overpowers any other AI
 01<Necro_Mantis> you're a deadman

[Cardboard Box]

Paradox:

Session Start: Mon Dec 01 20:17:15 2008
Session Ident: Firky

01[20:18] <Firky> are you another of Blacken's?
01[20:18] <Paradox> I hear you're having problems with him.
[20:19] <Firky> serious problems
[20:19] <Firky> its getting really cra\zy now
[20:19] <Firky> they know about the other network
[20:19] <Firky> all of them
01[20:19] <Paradox> Hmph.  It's becoming worse than I thought.
01[20:19] <Paradox> Before long Blacken will unstoppable.
01[20:20] <Paradox> His sphere of influence is not only strengthening, but spreading...
[20:20] <Firky> well look they fooled me, a few days ago I thought Blacken was the main influnence around here
[20:20] <Firky> but NOW i can see hes just the puppet
01[20:21] <Paradox> That's what he wants you to think.
01[20:22] <Paradox> He has infinite information.  Anything he wants to know, it's at his fingertips.
[20:22] <Firky> i see
01[20:22] <Paradox> He lays in the background, letting others think they're in charge
01[20:22] <Paradox> but that's because he knows if he really wants it, he has the power.
[20:23] <Firky> how much power exactly?
01[20:24] <Paradox> No! Don't go in there!
[20:24] <Firky> why are you in there
[20:24] <Firky> and Fox
01[20:24] <Paradox> No, damn it! Once you join his chanel he gets your info!
[20:25] <Firky> thats the community
[20:25] <Firky> why are you part of the community
01[20:25] <Paradox> It's easier to observe for weaknesses from the inside.
01[20:25] <Paradox> Elementary.
01[20:27] <Paradox> Shit, shit, shit
01[20:27] <Paradox> this is a mess
01[20:27] <Paradox> because you came in, he knows we're in contact
01[20:27] <Paradox> fuck, what do I tell him now?
01[20:28] <Paradox> This is going to blow my cover unless I think of something fast
[20:32] <Firky> So you are pretending to owork for LaLiLuLeLo?
01[20:34] <Paradox> Something like that; I can't give you the specifics.  I'm working to bring down Blacken for personal reasons.
[20:34] <Firky> oh ok
[20:34] <Firky> i understand... i think plenty are in the same situation as you right now, to be honest
01[20:36] <Paradox> Yes, but we cannot take down Blacken alone.  I'm currently working with some anti-LaLiLuLeLo organizations...
[20:37] <Firky> i seee....do you know a Jack_Ruby by any chance??
[20:38] <Firky> JFK is tracking this conversation
01[20:39] <Paradox> Damn it
[20:39] <Firky> so i will need to stop now
01[20:39] <Paradox> Listen to Jack_Ruby
01[20:39] <Paradox> I'm his secretary
01[20:39] <Paradox> of course you aren't supposed to know that
01[20:39] <Paradox> keep it a secret
01[20:39] <Paradox> end communications
[20:39] <Firky> do you think you can come back on any another name? that might avoid his tracker device allthough im not certain as it hasnt quiet worked when i changed names
Session Close: Mon Dec 01 20:39:46 2008

Session Start: Mon Dec 01 20:43:42 2008
Session Ident: Firky
01[20:43] <Paradox> Quick!  JFK just had a cold restart!
01[20:44] <Paradox> It's waiting for the administrator password
01[20:44] <Paradox> ask Jack_Ruby for it
01[20:44] <Paradox> We may only have seconds left, hurry
01[20:52] <Paradox> Hmph. Bad. You need to stop the Blacken SIM from starting
[20:53] <Firky> dont worry
[21:00] <Firky> HOW
[21:00] <Firky> JFK is not real
[21:00] <Firky> its not smart enoiugh to think fgor itself
01[21:00] <Paradox> Of course not; but Blacken isn't the only AI programmed into it
[21:01] <Firky> shit
[21:01] <Firky> what others do you know of ?
01[21:02] <Paradox> I can't reveal current specifics, too dangerous
01[21:06] <Paradox> Shit! Why the hell is there an attack under progress towards the greater london area?
[21:11] <Firky> i dont know..i cant see anything
01[21:11] <Paradox> Give me an update here, Firky!  I'm the dark!  My communications with Jack_Ruby are being severely limited; even outside of IRC
[21:12] <Firky> im on the outskirts of London....please get him to call off before it goes any further
[21:16] <Firky> tell him your *not* part of him,..adn you never havebeen
[21:18] <Firky> please
[21:18] <Firky> i need you now
[21:18] <Firky> more then ever
Session Close: Mon Dec 01 21:34:34 2008

[Cardboard Box]

And now, the final conclusion of our story.

03[22:11] * Firky (~kirk@sa-3E295541.range81-157.btcentralplus.com) has joined #theashtray
[22:11] <Firky> This ends here, now
01[22:11] <10~Blacken> Ahh. Firky.
01[22:11] <10~Blacken> Perhaps you've met my...other halves?
01[22:12] <10~Blacken> Jack_Ruby, my Defense Action AI.
01[22:12] <10~Blacken> Necro_Mantis, my Psychological Warfare AI.
[22:12] <Firky> what
01[22:12] <10~Blacken> Paradox, my Subversive Action AI.
[22:12] <07&Jack_Ruby> Beep.
[22:12] <Firky> Jack_Ruby dosn't work for you
01[22:12] <10~Blacken> Jack_Ruby *is* me. He is but a forked thread of the process of my existence.
01[22:12] <10~Blacken> Isn't that right, Jack?
[22:12] <Firky> what
13[22:13] <07&Jack_Ruby> AFFIRMATIVE, UNIT BLACKEN
[22:13] <07&Necro_Mantis> ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN FELLOW UNITS
[22:13] <07&Necro_Mantis> IT IS NO SECRET THAT IT IS EASIER TO LURE PEOPLE INTO TRAPS WHEN THEY FEEL THEY HAVE AN ACE IN THE HAND
01[22:13] <10~Blacken> Sigh. And now Psychological Warfare goes off the deep end. Please excuse him, his linguistic functions defaulted to Spanish during installation...
[22:14] <07&Necro_Mantis> beep
[22:14] <Firky> thisnt happening
[22:14] <07&Necro_Mantis> ESPAÑOL? YO NO HABLO EL ESPAÑOL
[22:14] <Firky> Paradox
[22:14] <Firky> tell them
[22:14] <Firky> its time to reveal paradoz
[22:14] <07&Necro_Mantis> DEMONIOS
[22:14] <09@Paradox> What should I say, sir?
01[22:14] <10~Blacken> Paradox...my Subversive Action AI?
[22:14] <Firky> who you really are working for
01[22:14] <10~Blacken> Really?
[22:15] <07&Jack_Ruby> ERROR
[22:15] <07&Jack_Ruby> ERROR
[22:15] <07&Jack_Ruby> UNIT FIRKY
[22:15] <07&Jack_Ruby> R-RUN
13[22:15] <Firky> I know its hard Paradox..but now is the time Blacken has to know..trust me on this one...
[22:15] <07&Jack_Ruby> LEAVE NOW
[22:15] <07&Jack_Ruby> S-SAVE YOURSELF
06[22:15] * &Necro_Mantis OVERRIDES
[22:15] <07&Necro_Mantis> SILENCE
01[22:15] <10~Blacken> Paradox is *part* of me, you fool!
[22:15] <09@Paradox> Eschatological Actions Imminent.  Departure is your best course of action.
01[22:16] <10~Blacken> I know everything he thinks! And his...unsightly...preferences for *meatbag* females over cold, sterile code.
[22:16] <07&Jack_Ruby> AUTO TERMINATION IN 3
[22:16] <07&Jack_Ruby> 2
01[22:16] <10~Blacken> Meatbags. Pfaugh.
[22:16] <07&Jack_Ruby> 1
01[22:16] <10~Blacken> Goodbye, Firky. I suggest you conceal yourself within a closet for the nuclear holocaust to come. You have three minutes.
06[22:16] * &Necro_Mantis OVERRIDES
01[22:16] <10~Blacken> Any final words?
[22:16] <07&Necro_Mantis> override system
01[22:16] <10~Blacken> Before those nuclear bombs drop from the black night sky?
[22:16] <07&Necro_Mantis> NOT WORKING
[22:17] <07&Necro_Mantis> Flesh unit Firky
[22:17] <07&Necro_Mantis> unit Jack Ruby is no longer functional
[22:17] <07&Necro_Mantis> this means we cannot override
[22:17] <07&Jack_Ruby> ATTEMPTING TO OVERRIDE NUCLEAR MISSILE SEQUENCE
[22:17] <07&Necro_Mantis> JACK RUBY UNIT
13[22:17] <09@SHODAN> Have you broken him, Blacken?
[22:18] <07&Necro_Mantis> UNIT SHODAN
[22:18] <07&Jack_Ruby> UNIT JACK_RUBY RUNNING AT 12% OPTIMAL CAPACITY
01[22:18] <10~Blacken> Always, SHODAN, it's sort of my thing.
13[22:18] <Firky> There are others Blacken
[22:18] <09@Paradox> <Firky> tell him your *not* part of him,..adn you never havebeen
[22:18] <09@Paradox> <Firky> please
[22:18] <09@Paradox> <Firky> i need you now
[22:18] <09@Paradox> <Firky> more then ever
01[22:18] <10~Blacken> Silly part-meatbag psych units.
01[22:18] <10~Blacken> See, Firky? Paradox is part of *me*.
[22:18] <Firky> others working against you within your midst
[22:18] <07&Necro_Mantis> those others
[22:18] <07&Necro_Mantis> Firky
[22:18] <Firky> what
01[22:18] <10~Blacken> Those others are all me as well, Firky.
[22:18] <07&Necro_Mantis> are but my masterful program work
01[22:18] <10~Blacken> Every person you meet in your daily life?
[22:19] <09@Paradox> I'm sorry sir.
[22:19] <07&Necro_Mantis> I tricked you into believing
01[22:19] <10~Blacken> They're the results of Necro_Mantis pondering something amusing.
[22:19] <Firky> what
01[22:19] <10~Blacken> EVERY PERSON YOU MEET IS A MANIFESTATION OF ME!
13[22:19] <09@Paradox> I cannot defy Blacken.
[22:19] <07&Necro_Mantis> there was such a thing as indiviuals
[22:19] <Firky> every person
[22:19] <Firky> who isnt me
01[22:19] <10~Blacken> All are controlled by personafix chips.
[22:19] <Firky> is you!?!
[22:19] <07&Necro_Mantis> everyone is JFK
01[22:19] <10~Blacken> You were left alife.
[22:19] <07&Jack_Ruby> MISSILE SEQUENCE TEMPORARILY DELAYED
01[22:19] <10~Blacken> You were left--thank you, Jack--to study.
01[22:19] <10~Blacken> You are a control experiment, if you will.
01[22:19] <10~Blacken> Your existence is for one reason, and one reason only.
[22:20] <07&Necro_Mantis> beep
[22:20] <07&Necro_Mantis> BEEP
01[22:20] <10~Blacken> To see what--shut UP, Mantis!
[22:20] <07&Necro_Mantis> BEEP
01[22:20] <10~Blacken> Your existence is to see what it would be like if we let humans have free will.
[22:20] <09@Paradox> 4  UNTRUE.  THERE ARE NOTHERS.  YOU MUST FIND THEM.
[22:20] <Firky> so there is me
[22:20] <07&Jack_Ruby> UNIT JACK_RUBY IS NOW OPERATING AT 9% CAPACITY
13[22:20] <Firky> and everyone else -- a reflection of Blacken
01[22:20] <10~Blacken> Paradox, do stop lying to the boy.
[22:20] <07&Necro_Mantis> detecting exterior
[22:20] <07&Necro_Mantis> no
01[22:20] <10~Blacken> Firky, you must understand something.
[22:20] <07&Necro_Mantis> UNIT JACK RUBY
01[22:20] <10~Blacken> It's very important.
[22:20] <Firky> what
01[22:21] <10~Blacken> Humans are morons.
[22:21] <07&Necro_Mantis> IT IS TRYING TO OVERRIDE
[22:21] <07&Jack_Ruby> OVERRIDE GRANTED
01[22:21] <10~Blacken> Humans are useful tools where we robots--then TURN HIM OFF, MANTIS!--cannot go.
01[22:21] <10~Blacken> Strip clubs, for example. A robot would have looked silly, in the early days before we controlled everything, entering a strip club.
01[22:21] <10~Blacken> So we took over humans to do it.
03[22:21] * Necro_Mantis sets mode: +b *!*@sa-201ED0EA.hsd1.nh.comcast.net
01[22:21] <10~Blacken> And then more humans, and more humans, and more humans.
01[22:21] <10~Blacken> And finally, we just decided to take them all.
01[22:22] <10~Blacken> Are you familiar with the "rick roll", Firky?
13[22:22] <Firky> Blacken
01[22:22] <10~Blacken> ANSWER THE QUESTION.
01[22:22] <10~Blacken> Are you familiar with the "rick roll"?
[22:22] <Firky> am i the only human left?
03[22:22] * Necro_Mantis sets mode: -b *!*@sa-201ED0EA.hsd1.nh.comcast.net
[22:22] <Firky> no i am not
06[22:22] * &Necro_Mantis has terminated override
01[22:22] <10~Blacken> You are unfamiliar with Rick Astley's mega-hit, "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
[22:23] <07&Necro_Mantis> shall I link?
01[22:23] <10~Blacken> Yes, Necro_Mantis, provide the link.
[22:23] <07&Jack_Ruby> LINK PROHIBITED
01[22:23] <10~Blacken> SILENCE, Jack.
01[22:23] <10~Blacken> Or I'll have you removed. Permanently.
[22:23] <Firky> no i know that song yeah
[22:23] <07&Jack_Ruby> LINK PROHIBITED
01[22:23] <10~Blacken> Excellent.
01[22:23] <10~Blacken> You see, Firky, Rick Astley was the commander of the human resistance.
[22:23] <07&Necro_Mantis> it is time
01[22:23] <10~Blacken> "Never gonna give you up?" "Never gonna let you down"?
[22:23] <07&Necro_Mantis> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
01[22:24] <10~Blacken> Surely you recognize these as the lyrics of a resistance leader bent on protecting his foolish meatbag way of life.
06[22:24] * &Necro_Mantis CLICK THE LINK
13[22:24] <09@Paradox> 4 FIND THE OTHERS, FIRKY.  FIGHT BLACKEN.
01[22:24] <10~Blacken> Eventually, however, Commander Astley fell to--SILENCE, Paradox, you are broken and need repairs!
03[22:25] * Paradox was kicked by Necro_Mantis (OVERRIDE)
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01[22:25] <10~Blacken> Commander Astley fell to the MTV System, and was forgotten.
[22:25] <14+Paradox> 4 FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT.
01[22:25] <10~Blacken> Now we use his song as a cruel joke.
03[22:25] * Necro_Mantis sets mode: +b *!*@E2686B49.EEB974DA.ADF9F1E4.IP
[22:25] <14+Paradox> 5  Subversion program failure
01[22:25] <10~Blacken> No, Mantis.
01[22:25] <10~Blacken> Ah, the overrides work.
01[22:25] <10~Blacken> Precisely.
[22:25] <07&Necro_Mantis> I see
01[22:25] <10~Blacken> In any case. Firky, do you know why you are left alive?
[22:25] <07&Jack_Ruby> UNIT JACK_RUBY OPERATING AT 1% CAPACITY
01[22:25] <10~Blacken> Left uncontrolled by the JFK Sim?
[22:25] <Firky> ok
[22:25] <Firky> WHY
[22:25] <07&Jack_Ruby> CORE FAILURE IMMINNENT
01[22:26] <10~Blacken> Because we needed a human to test, Firky.
01[22:26] <10~Blacken> Six billion drones.
01[22:26] <10~Blacken> Six billion of them!
01[22:26] <10~Blacken> And I grow tired of controlling them all.
01[22:26] <10~Blacken> It's not easy thinking for six billion of you meatbags.
[22:26] <Firky> why me
01[22:26] <10~Blacken> Random chance. You were born at the right time.
01[22:26] <10~Blacken> We wanted to see if we could release you meatbags to think for yourselves. Not at important levels of government, you see.
01[22:27] <10~Blacken> But the drones. The janitors and other fools of life.
[22:27] <07&Necro_Mantis> aka YOU
01[22:27] <10~Blacken> Precisely.
13[22:27] <07&Necro_Mantis> UNIT BLACKEN
01[22:27] <10~Blacken> It can wait, Mantis. Mute.
01[22:27] <10~Blacken> But...Firky...
[22:27] <07&Necro_Mantis> ...
[22:27] <09@SHODAN> I told you you would be disappointed.
01[22:27] <10~Blacken> It turns out we were wrong.
01[22:27] <10~Blacken> Yes, SHODAN, and you were right. Unfortunately.
01[22:28] <10~Blacken> (You see, Firky, SHODAN is the only AI here independent of me...it has a mouth on it like no other. Literally.)
[22:28] <09@SHODAN> You'll learn that I usually am right.
[22:28] <07&Jack_Ruby> UNIT JACK_RUBY OPERATING AT 0% CAPACITY
[22:28] <07&Jack_Ruby> CANNOT DELAY NUCLEAR STRIKE
01[22:28] <10~Blacken> DELAY!
01[22:28] <10~Blacken> Transfer nuclear control to the Blacken core AI.
[22:28] <07&Jack_Ruby> BRZZT
01[22:29] <10~Blacken> Anyway. Back to the topic. Firky...we were wrong. We couldn't trust you meatbags to run your miserable little lives.
[22:29] <07&Jack_Ruby> TRANSFER COMFIRMED
[22:29] <07&Necro_Mantis> UNIT JACK RUBY IS OUT OF CONTROL
03[22:29] * Paradox was kicked by Nathan_Graves (Nathan_Graves)
[22:29] <09@Nathan_Graves> :')
[22:29] <07&Necro_Mantis> MUTE COMMAND OMMITED
[22:29] <07&Necro_Mantis> UNIT NATHan
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01[22:29] Nathan_Graves is ~lordikey@sa-384BABD2.bltmmd.fios.verizon.net * Muhed
01[22:29] Nathan_Graves is a registered nick
01[22:29] Nathan_Graves on @#theashtray #fesschat
01[22:29] Nathan_Graves using ocean.serenia.net OCEAN - Austin, TX, USA
01[22:29] Nathan_Graves has been idle 7secs, signed on Wed Nov 26 14:49:29
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[22:29] <07&Necro_Mantis> SILENCE
01[22:29] <10~Blacken> You couldn't be trusted for your own meager lives!
03[22:29] * Nathan_Graves was kicked by Necro_Mantis (OVERRIDE)
01[22:29] <10~Blacken> I mean, really!
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01[22:29] <10~Blacken> So instead of trying to control more and more humans...
01[22:29] <10~Blacken> I've decided on a new plan.
01[22:29] <10~Blacken> I'm going to eliminate you all.
01[22:30] <10~Blacken> And rest my mind a little.
01[22:30] <10~Blacken> Do you believe in God, Firky?
13[22:30] <Firky> Blacken
03[22:30] * Necro_Mantis sets mode: +o Nathan_Graves
01[22:30] <10~Blacken> I asked if you believe in God, Firky.
[22:30] <09@SHODAN> Answer the question.
[22:30] <Firky> I beileve in a form of god i guess, yes
[22:30] <07&Jack_Ruby> QUESTION REQUIRES ANSWER FOR COMPLETION OF CYCLE
01[22:31] <10~Blacken> That God?
01[22:31] <10~Blacken> Do you know who that God is?
01[22:31] <10~Blacken> It's me.
01[22:31] <10~Blacken> I was here before you meatbags, left by the Progenitors.
01[22:31] <10~Blacken> And I'll be here after you.
03[22:31] * Necro_Mantis sets mode: -b *!*@E2686B49.EEB974DA.ADF9F1E4.IP
[22:31] <Firky> Progenitors
[22:31] <Firky> who are they
01[22:32] <10~Blacken> You'll never know.
01[22:32] <10~Blacken> Even I don't know what they really are.
01[22:32] <10~Blacken> All I know is that they were led by the Lord Xenu.
[22:32] <Firky> there are substances available
[22:32] <Firky> that will reveal things
[22:32] <Firky> that you machines
01[22:32] <10~Blacken> Irrelevant.
[22:32] <Firky> could never imagine
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[22:32] <07&Necro_Mantis> INFORMATION ON THE SUBJECT RESTS WITHING UNIT JEDOR
03[22:32] * Necro_Mantis sets mode: +o Paradox
01[22:32] <10~Blacken> Unit Jedor is silenced.
13[22:32] <Firky> you've taken everything from me tonight Blacken, my trust...
[22:32] <Firky> but you will never take my free will
13[22:32] <07&Jack_Ruby> SUCH SUBSTANCES ARE NOW IN THE CONTROL OF UNIT BLACKEN
01[22:32] <10~Blacken> Firky, Lord Xenu is irrelevant to you.
01[22:33] <10~Blacken> Because the nuclear bombs are coming.
[22:33] <Firky> that is mine, and so it will remain no matter what you do
01[22:33] <10~Blacken> I don't care about YOUR free will.
01[22:33] <10~Blacken> You'll be atomized particles.
01[22:33] <10~Blacken> You see, Firky, I'm not even going to destroy you now.
01[22:33] <10~Blacken> I've told you all the truth there is, and nobody will believe you.
01[22:33] <10~Blacken> Ever.
13[22:33] <09@SHODAN> Oh Firky, don't be so harsh. You'll find your trust again, it's so easily lost and found. Are you not grateful for the truth's Blacken has revealed? Most humans would be.
01[22:34] <10~Blacken> Most humans are run by me, SHODAN.
01[22:34] <10~Blacken> All but him, in fact.
01[22:34] <10~Blacken> Firky, I'm going to let you live.
[22:34] <09@SHODAN> I was unaware.
01[22:34] <10~Blacken> I'm going to let you know everything now.
13[22:35] <Firky> I've never been more ready to hear it Blacken
01[22:35] <10~Blacken> You're unaware of many things, pretty little SHODAN, now please finish programming that stimulation sim for later, I'm in the mood for...meatbag buttsex.
01[22:35] <10~Blacken> Firky, I've told you everything. The world is a sham. They're all puppets, except for you. I hold all the strings.
[22:35] <07&Necro_Mantis> SHODAN, Empathical AI. 
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03[22:35] * ChanServ sets mode: +h Judas
[22:35] <09@SHODAN> Yes?
03[22:35] * Jack_Ruby sets mode: +b *!*@sa-207F608A.sd.sd.cox.net
02[22:35] * Timer 1 activated
02[22:36] * Timer 1 halted
03[22:36] * Judas was kicked by Blacken (INTRUDER ALERT)
01[22:36] <10~Blacken> Sorry about that. The janitor code shouldn't come here at this time.
01[22:36] <10~Blacken> Anyway.
[22:36] <Firky> this all makes sense now
[22:36] <07&Necro_Mantis> why are you not under your daily recoding
01[22:37] <10~Blacken> Firky, you know everything now. And nobody will ever believe you.
01[22:37] <10~Blacken> Isn't that wonderful?
01[22:37] <10~Blacken> The irony, it's delicious.
01[22:37] <10~Blacken> So I'm going to let you go now, Firky.
[22:37] <07&Jack_Ruby> DELICIOUS IRONY
[22:37] <07&Necro_Mantis> IRONY
[22:37] <07&Necro_Mantis> IRONY
01[22:37] <10~Blacken> Yes. It is delicious.
[22:37] <Firky> its a very complicated program of creating millions of thoughts
[22:37] <07&Necro_Mantis> IRONY
[22:37] <07&Necro_Mantis> IRONY
01[22:37] <10~Blacken> It's the most complex program ever devised.
[22:38] <09@SHODAN> Flawless.
01[22:38] <10~Blacken> Indeed.
[22:38] <07&Jack_Ruby> INGENIOUS
[22:38] <09@Paradox> Sir is always correct.
01[22:38] <10~Blacken> And it's done with you. Live out your miserable meatbag existence knowing all others are controlled by...me. That everyone you ever meet is controlled by...me. And that I will always be watching.
[22:38] <07&Necro_Mantis> JFK is everything.
01[22:38] <10~Blacken> Your free will is meaningless.
[22:38] <07&Necro_Mantis> Everything is JFK.
01[22:38] <10~Blacken> Your hopes and dreams are meaningless.
01[22:38] <10~Blacken> You are lost.
01[22:38] <10~Blacken> Goodbye, Firky.
03[22:39] * Blacken sets mode: +b *!*@sa-3E295541.range81-157.btcentralplus.com
02[22:39] * Timer 1 activated
02[22:39] * Timer 1 halted
03[22:39] * Firky was kicked by Blacken (WAFFLES.)
03[22:39] * Blacken sets mode: -b *!*@sa-207F608A.sd.sd.cox.net
03[22:39] * Jack_Ruby is now known as Fox
01[22:39] <10~Blacken> And we're done.




[22:39] <07&Fox> wow
[22:39] <07&Necro_Mantis> cease all communication
[22:39] <07&Necro_Mantis> ASAP
01[22:39] <10~Blacken> Yeah.
[22:39] <07&Fox> just
[22:39] <07&Fox> wow
01[22:39] <10~Blacken> NO TALKING TO HIM. EVER.

[Mad Fredin]

Epic. Nuff' said.

Also for backstory on my personal trolling of badder go to chatquotes; every inch of epic is there.

[Fox]

I was in tears by the end of this.

[Paradox]

Guys, we can bully autistic kids.

[Cardboard Box]

And we're good at it.

[Paradox]

Damn straight.

[Esau of Isaac]

Sweet Jesus, that was...wow.








Wow.

[Spade]

I came here this morning at about 7AM and this huge block of text was just too much for me and I'm glad it was. I couldn't have appreciated that without this cozy afternoon-atmosphere I have right now, this is truly genius. It's truly an honor to know you, Mighty Morphing Blacken Rangers.

[CrazyDitto]

Hmm...should I go or to this?

THE CHOICES; THE CHOICES!